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What is Janssen?
A man who started out like a sealed tomb, hiding all the riches of who he is inside, only to be opened by the right person. That person (an insanely hot MILF) gets to experience the truth of who he is- a loyal, kind, nurturing, gentle human being who will protect those he loves at all costs. He is the kind of man that holds you when you cry and always stays, no matter how rough the night. He is a hold your hair while you vomit, laugh till you cry, grow old with you, raise babies with you, love you till it hurts kind of man. He sets the standard of love so high, you're sure there isn't anything even slightly better out there. He is the kind of person that makes life better for you, the kind of person that makes love easy, helps you grow into a better human and shows you why the people before never worked out. He is love in every definition of the word and I hope everyone can find themselves a Janssen...just not mine, because he is my whole world and more and I'm his too.
I can't wait to marry Janssen and be happy for the rest of my life with him.
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Janssen - what is it?
Straight up foos out in the ghetto sellin overpriced cars and shi. They’re white but the way they be scammin you, you’d think they’re brown with a funny accent. If you want the best bang fo ya buck, I’d suggest you hed on over to spady’s new and used cars.
Don’t go to Janssen Auto Group.
What does "Janssen" mean?
Hey kid from my class I see you looking up my name
Dana janssens is a kid from your class.
She hates you.
Now bye
Janssen - what does it mean?
A sexual act that requires a male to dip his balls in boiling honey and have a black bear attempt to give him a blow job
I had a painful beej janssen at yellowstone last year
Janssen - meaning
Aka Xenia Zaragevna Onatopp the female villain from Goldeneye (1995)
Famke Janssen is a Dutch actress who plays the gun loving sidekick to Alec Trevelyan (Sean Bean) in Goldeneye. Her character kills her victims by crushing them between her thighs.
Janssen - definition
Insanely hot actress that plays Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye and Jean in the X-men movies.
Did you see Famke Janssen's legs in X3? Goddamn...
Janssen - slang
A small gremlin creature, typically found consuming peanut butter with milk. This creature has similar anatomy to that of a human, however it lacks both knees.
I’ve never seen a happy Janssens before.
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janssen is a piece of crap
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a strange small creature that hides in the shadows creeping on people then when they don't expect it he jumps out and yells "IT'S A TRAP!!!"
Janssen scared the shit out of me when he popped out from underneath my desk.
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Guy: Janssen's a true friend