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What is Jack-off?
Sexually pleasuring yourself either with your hands or a foreign object.
Jacking off is typical amongst most people.
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Jack-off - video
Jack-off - what is it?
Jacking off is when you put lotion on your dick and rub it with your hands until you moan and cum
I'm jacking off my 7inch while typing this
Shit I just cummed it felt really good tho
What does "Jack-off" mean?
stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.
Jack-off - what does it mean?
i like to jack off
Jack-off - meaning
rubbing your boner for insane sexual pleasure
masturbation
I'm jacking off as I type this sentence.
Jack-off - definition
In Yu-Gi-Oh, when you use 2 Tuners and 1 non-Tuner to summon a Synchro Monster as opposed to the 1 Tuner and 1 non-Tuner
I can't believe he's jacking off into Red Nova Dragon.
Jack-off - slang
When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.
Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"
Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"
Person - "Is he jacking off?"
Jack-off
reason my right arm is much bigger than my left
Kid to anothr kid: holy shit! look at his arm
another kid: omfg
(they sees his left arm)
kid: ohhhh.....he probbly jack off
anothr kid: lets add that to our arm workout bro
Jack-off
A person who prevents everyone around them from discussing the finale of "Lost" because they haven't watched it yet. The prefix "Jack" comes from the first name of the candidate Jack Shephard. The suffix "off" refers to the person being a jerk-off.
Co-worker 1: Holy cow! Did you see "Lost" last night!
Co-worker 2: Shhhhh! This Jack-off dvr'd it last night and watched the ball game instead. We'll have to talk about it tomorrow.
Co-worker 1: What a jerk-off!
Co-worker 2: You mean Jack-off.
Co-worker 1: Yeah, whatever.
Jack-off
Noun: A person, either male or female, who wastes a car salesperson's time when that salesperson could be doing something either more constructive or entertaining. Used as the strongest epithet for a non-buyer in the retail automotive industry.
"Would you believe that fucking Jack-off had Johnny test drive him in three cars then left without so much as a writeup!!" Also, "Beat it, you Jack-off!" Frequently shortened to "Jack", such as "What a Jack!"