|
|
What is JUST TOOK A POOP?
Post poop, one must always scream with the immensity of their lungs that they have just taken a poop. This is so that the general public is aware of their poop. Warning of the poop is mandatory, as manners and respect for others is taken into account while pooping. This is especially true in public bathrooms, where the poop is usually met with a round of applause after being announced. This is a law of the number 2 and should always be exercised no matter the colour, girth, length, or breathlessness of the poop.
Markus: *takes a poop*
Mason: *sitting in stall beside him*
Markus: "I JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Mason: "HE JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Entourage: *round of applause*
Mayor: "Thank you for your service!"