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What is Ikea's?

A furniture company that sends delivery men to your house, whose real purpose is to take a huge dump in your toilet.

The Ikea delivery guy went poop in our bathroom.

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Ikea's - what is it?

A large Swedish-based furniture store that sells good quality, modern-styled furniture for much cheaper than most places due to their flat packaging and self-assembled furniture. Ikea stores are sprawling and decorated with an assortment of comfortable furniture arrangements that shoppers can test out, jump on, and go to sleep on. A nice place to shop for good quality and a cozy atmosphere.

Also has a Swedish-based food court, hot dogs, and makes a mean cinnamon bun.

Let's go to Ikea and buy a 6-pack of cinnamon buns and a sofa!

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What does "Ikea's" mean?

IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold

Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing

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Ikea's - what does it mean?

A magical big blue Swedish box responsible for most fights, break ups and injuries.

Me and my (Ex)wife went to IKEA this morning. We fought for hours and I hurt my toe from a flatpack shelf collapsing.

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Ikea's - meaning

A big ass store with a lot of furniture and is always crowded. And some Swedish foods.

"I gotta run to IKEA. I need a new bed"

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Ikea's - definition

A large furniture store that sells everything in a million pieces.

(open something that unexpectedly needs to be assembled)"Shit! I got Ikea'd"

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Ikea's - slang

maze.

IKEA is a maze.

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Ikea's

Swedish for "see if you can put this shit together."

OK, we got the boxes to fit in the car and carried them up 4 flights of stairs.. time to IKEA."

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Ikea's

(n)1. The greatest furniture store if you want to get rid of your children.

2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit

crooked

I've been here for thirty years in this Ikea store, still trying to find my mother in all this furniture.

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Ikea's

A giant maze with furniture inside it.

guy1- Man I got lost in ikea last, i had to find the bedroom section and sleep there for the night.

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