What is I be swimming?

a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not

peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater

grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater

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I be swimming - video

I be swimming - what is it?

a verb most commonly said by people of the black community

guy #1 - hey! lets go swimming! oh, wait.
guy #2 - oh helzz nah mainn. i from da ghetto. up therr we swim in da blood of me brothas, not in this pussy-ass-nigga-water. i cant swim.

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What does "I be swimming" mean?

when in water, This person is drowning, save them. When out of water, this person is calling you're bullshit, because you're lying.

1st guy- "I love my job and helping others in this hospital"

2nd guy- "me too, i'm such a tool"

3rd guy- "I cant swim"

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I be swimming - what does it mean?

Expressing extreme happiness.

Guy 1: “How are you feelin’?”
Guy 2: “I’m happy as hell, I Be Swimming!”

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