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What is Hubble Telescope?
What is the Hubble Space Telescope? Well, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it gives you an overview of Hubble’s life. They say “Hubble was launched in 1990” and “it can take extremely high resolution images.” Huh. They didn’t let me edit the Wikipedia page, so here we are. Let me tell you, Hubble is so much more than anything that some researcher can write on a page. Let’s start with the basics: it’s a very big peepee in space. If that’s not enough for you, consider the fact that the Hubble Space Telescope is indisputably the thiccest satellite so far. 24 THOUSAND POUNDS OF HUBBLE. It’s so beautiful I could cry. And not only that, it’s speeding along at OVER FIVE MILES PER SECOND. That’s right people, miles per second. That’s faster that an ambulance. Now, I know this definition isn’t supposed to be that long. I also know that this probably won’t get published. But I had to try. I had to write about Hubble. I love you Hubble. Always.
“Hey what’s the coolest thing in the world?”
“Haha, the Hubble Space Telescope, of course!”
Hubble Telescope - video
Hubble Telescope - what is it?
An unusally large aperatus for the project at hand. Generally used in the medical and/or scientific fields, though not always. Refers to the famous space telescope that allows Earth scientists to see the farthest reaches of this galaxy and others.
Is more and more used to describe unusally large objects in general.
Event: Kelly sees Jon using a arch welder to light his cigarette.
Kelly says, "Look at Jon using the hubble telescope over there"
Event: Sam was in need of a biopsy and the instrument the doctor used was very big.
Sam says, "I don't know why you need the hubble telescope to see it"
Event: Tara noticed that Larry had very large hands.
Tara says, "Best be keeping your hubble telescopes away from me"
What does "Hubble Telescope" mean?
Receiving such high definition nudes from a distant land, that one learns new information about the human anatomy.
Guy 1: This girl ive been talking to online from Nepal has been Hubble Telescoping me recently.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: This image quality is so great! I had no idea the clitorus is at the TOP of the vagina!!
Hubble Telescope - what does it mean?
the best astronomy tool. ever.
I am doing my History Day project on the HST