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What is telescope?When the girl jerks off the man's penis in resemblance to a telescope. The man proceeds to cum in the woman's eye making her squint like a Japanese person. I have the Japanese telescope ready ;). telescope - meme giftelescope - videoTelescope - what is it?A mythical creature, one with large molar teeth and a scally forehead. Famed for the killing of little girls with the famous 'get alice' machine. 'Telascope, on the side, get alice!!!' What does "telescope" mean?Putting a glass cup, preferably clear, up a girls vagina or ass, and using the bottom of the cup to magnify the inside of the vagina or ass. Hey baby, mind if I use my special Telescope! Telescope - what does it mean?when being at an overcrowded location ( eg train, tram, bus ) you encounter a massive boner and thus the action of 'telescoping' must be employed. this means flippin your erect peepee out of your pants not forming a bulge in the crotch area, rather hiding it smugly paralell to your stomach, under your tshirt. "Dude i had such a massive bone on the bus that i had to do a telescope!" Telescope - meaningPutting your eye to the end of a penis as the guy cums into your eye and you keep it there until it goes soft. Jane saw that Ben was hard and said "do you want to telescope", Ben unzipped his trousers. Telescope - definitionDoing research on someone in a professional capacity, as preparation for an interview or informational meet up. I.e. you've only interacted briefly through email, so now you need to know what they look like, where/what they studied, and what work they're doing now, etc. before you hop on the phone or meet for an in-person coffee. I'm getting coffee with them tomorrow, but I don't even know what they look like, so I'll have to do some telescoping tonight. Telescope - slangto masturbate into a tube and then ejaculate through the tube into someones eye i was banging this bird last night. grabbed a toilet roll tube and proceeded in some telescoping TelescopeA form of urethra play, in which an individual with a very large penis is fucked in the urethra by someone with a smaller penis Dude#1βBro u ever stick a cotton bud up in ya dickhole? Shits dopeβ TelescopeA great instrument used to spy on sexy ladies getting dressed. Try watching a sexy girl get dressed with a telescope. TelescopeOne of many euphemistic terms for a penis. Most famously used in this context in the Big Bang Theory episode, "The Boyfriend Complexity." In that episode, Howard and Raj accidentally kissed each other in the control room for a telescope. The next day, when Leonard casually asked Howard and Raj what had happened, both of them freaked out, even though Leonard hadn't heard about the kiss. (FROM THE BIG BANG THEORY) |
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