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What is Housekeeping?
When your maid defacates on your bed before you go to bed
"Morning dad" "Hey" "Whats wrong?" "Gloria gave me a Portuguese Housekeeper"
Housekeeping - meme gif
Housekeeping - video
Housekeeping - what is it?
A reference to the Nazi zombies game in the Call of Duty franchise. It is a derogatory term that highlights the game's focus on rebuilding barriers, running away form the zombies, and generally doing anything except kill zombies.
Bob: "Have you really been playing Nazi housekeeping for 6 hours straight?"
Rob: "You just don't understand the strategy man"
Bob: "get a life... or at least play regular call of duty"
What does "Housekeeping" mean?
Act of cleaning while yelling housekeeping. I.E. Mel
The bitch is my housekeeper! She be saying housekeeping.
Housekeeping - what does it mean?
The wife getting the husband's house in a divorce settlement/contract.
My american wife finally decided to do a little housekeeping today.
The judge agreed the wife to housekeep her husband's home.
Joe's friend Hey Joe tell your wife to do some housekeeping, your house is a mess and of course you can't do it because you work 12 hours a day!
Joe Oh yeah uh after a little arguing with her, she finally did it. By the way, do you mind if I can stay at your place for a while?
Housekeeping - meaning
Guy 1: "ok now im pissed"
Guy 2: "yeah, time for some housekeeping"
or
Psycho with Uzi: housekeeping? *tears down door*
Housekeeping - definition
When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or "doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.
"Man, my girl pulled The Housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her ass during sex."
"Did you Donkey Punch her?"
"Not this time..."
Housekeeping - slang
Taking care of routine business that's needed to keep the house in a good, livable state
in other contexts, it refers to the mundane logistical work that keeps an operation running smoothly
Oh you know I was just doing some housekeeping, cleaning up the kitchen counter after last nights party
I helped stock the grocery store aisles, it's not a great assignment but hey someone has to do it
Housekeeping
Where you been? I've been trying to call you for an hour.
Had to do a little housekeeping.
Hear that brother!
Housekeeping
The act of which one knocks the dust off some old pussy.
Grandma has been pretty moody lately, that bitch need some housekeeping.
Housekeeping
(NOUN) Housekeeping
Defined as:
College Dorm Party.
Small, relatively closed and limited, party.
Ben: "Dude that was some sick housekeeping last night."
Nick: "For sure, but I mean no flip cup? Fuck that!"