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What is Hot Indian?

When a man and a woman visit an Indian buffet, the act of overeating simultaneously inhibits the man's erectile function and removes both the man and the woman's sexual inhibitions. As a result, the man will often attempt to perform cunnilingus, but laden with spicy calories and swelled from his act of delicious gluttony, his oral sex act will trigger his gag reflex, causing him to half-burp, half-vomit steaming-hot chicken tikka masala into his lady-friend's freshly-shaven box. This is the Indian Hot Pocket, an unintentional, but extremely erotic show of post-buffet affection.

"Dude, I heard you got lucky last night after dinner! Did you totally lick her lunchbox?"
"Well, I thought I was going to eat her cookie, but I ended up giving her an Indian Hot Pocket instead."
"I'm really hungry all of a sudden. Are you hungry? I'm hungry."

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Hot Indian - what is it?

Indian hot boxing, is when you're hot boxing a ton of fucking weed, and just when everyone is stoned as fuck, someone lights a smoke and hot boxes that smoke as well.

me: yo who wants to light a dart so we can Indian hot box this?

friend: I'm right on it!

me: we're gonna get waay more high then we already are bro!

friend#2: Indian hot boxing is deadly!

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What does "Hot Indian" mean?

A sex position in which a (usually Indian) male pours curry on his penis, and proceeds to engage in anal intercourse with a person of any gender.
P.S. The penis is the sausage, and the buttock cheeks are the buns.

Me: Ooohh Krishna! What innovative new position should I try with my girlfriend tonight?!
Friend: Since you're Indian, why don't you try the Indian Hot Dog!
Me: Oh yes, she does love curry!

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Hot Indian - what does it mean?

The mother and her mother wants her son to move her and her chest to have sex

person 1: Man i watched some good videos last night
person 2: What kind of videos
person 1: some hot indian saxy videos

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Hot Indian - meaning

It doesn't exist

Wow that hot Indian has big musles
Indians with muscles don't exist he is a arab

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