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What is Hose?
A hoses is a friend who consoles you after a serious breakup or divorce. This friend will lead you back into the world of being a hoe, much like Moses led his people to the promise land.
Courtney: What am I supposed to do about my life now?
Amber: Don't worry girl, I'm going to be your hoses now
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Hose - what is it?
verb: the act of fornication with no regard for the pleasure of the recipient. Usually accompanied by alcohol (see Jack Daniels hosing) and characterized by frenetic intensity.
I couldn't take staring at those jugs any longer. I took her back to my room and gave her a horrible hosing.
What does "Hose" mean?
A Canadian term for goofing off, being an idiot or loser.
Death to everyone is going to come, and it makes hosing much more fun " Bonnie Prince Billy
Hose - what does it mean?
1. To spray down with machine gun fire.
2. To completely ruin something.
The CO jumped out of the bushes but he got hosed by the VC.
That damn virus hosed my disk drive.
Hose - meaning
Screwed.
in the 'Dude. You're screwed.' sense.
Sometimes also means Stuck.
"You did what?! Hosed, man.
"When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor."
Hose - definition
1.utterly and undoubtedly affixiated in a troublesome situation
2. reflecting on a situation in a negative manner
syn: Jacked, screwed, fucked
"we got hosed tommy, we got hosed"
Hose - slang
1. Messed up completely and without hope; to be in a hoplessly bad condition or position.
2. To spray with water from a hose.
3. Swindled or taken advantage of by deception.
4. To be waylaid and prevented from accomplishing something.
1) This engine is hosed. The pistons are seized and the block is cracked.
2) I hosed down the driveway this morning; now all the leaves and debris are gone.
3) I've been hosed! That Playstation I bought yesterday was an empty case weighted with rocks!
4) A: You, sir, are a hoser. I have done nothing today due to you distracting me! B: Nary, madame, I have hosed you not!
sources: 1) general usage, jargon 2) general usage, literal 3) southern central PA 4) JSD
Hose
to cheat, trick, or take advantage of.
Evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, hose, and being hosed.
Hose
1. A general nickname for anybody
2. someone who is annoying, stupid, bad at anyhting
1. "hey"
"what up hose"
2. "Dude i hate this teacher so much"
"i know shes a total hose"
Hose
1. To spray liberaly, but accurately with bullets - Generally with a select fire firearm, Machine gun, or autocannon.
not to be confused with "spray and pray" or "room broom."
2. A firearm with high accuracy and high rate of fire - which spews bullets as if water from a hose.
1. I entered the room in first position, encountered a hostile and hosed him.
2. The Apache rolled in guns hot, and hosed down the building where the enemy resistance was centered.
3. There are civilians in there - so don't just breach and Hose down the place
4. The Heckler and Koch MP5 is a real bullet hose
5. Tango on the move! HOSE him!!!