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What is Hortense?

Bilingual in Russian, she is the smartest girl in her class. Is specially attracted to flute players and guys younger than her. She lives in the gettho but has survived thanks to her faith. She knows more drug dealers than baker because she is a fucking gangsta. She also has a twin sister that she murdered a few years ago out of jealousy. Overall she is a weird ass bitch

Hortense is such a great person

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Hortense - what is it?

A person with dirty Hortense does not know when or how to stop drinking. They spend a lot of time thinking about alcohol, and they cannot control how much they consume, even if it is causing serious problems at home, work, and financially.

My teachers is a dirty Hortense

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What does "Hortense" mean?

An utterly repulsive proto-typical woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most of the women in the dating pool are like Hortense Vagino.

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Hortense - what does it mean?

18th century Negroid-Dutch Ghetto slang for a fat fat whore.

That hortense emailed me!

Randy's dick smelled of cheeseburger after that hortense had her fill.

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Hortense - meaning

A Fat ugly bitch that lives in france

Man Im so glad that french slut doesnt live in our country anymore.

I know, Hortense was so anoyying.

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Hortense - definition

C’est une fille ouf dont les priorités sont souvent les bonbons son chien et son mec. A part ça c’est une fille ouf avec ses amis elle a un humour bien à elle et sera toujours là même à 100000 km elle adore taquiner et avec elle on a toujours les meilleurs souvenirs .
Elle est très créative j’irais jusqu’à artiste

Tu manges quoi?
Hortense: des bonbons

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Hortense - slang

prononced « whOrEtEnsS ».
a french kpop hoe who enjoys watching tv shows such as rue paul’s drag race. Very kind and sweet and arGGG SUCH A PRECIOUS HUMAN but you DO NOT want to get her mad.

also a very good liar, especially in the Loup Garou game. DO NOT !! TRUST HER !! THERE !!
give her banana milk î order to appease her.
also... the chances that she owns a cat and that it is posessed are quite high.

that person’s cat is very creepy.

she’s probably a hortense

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Hortense

The most beautiful I've ever seen in my entire fuckin' life!
It's totally the kind of girl you fall in love with in a sec'

Charles : Goddam, I met a Hortense yesterday and I think I'm already fallin' for her

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Hortense

A girls who's pretty and supersmart, and reaaaally funny, and with which you're sure to always have a great time no matter what!

Person 1: Oh I ran into Hortense the other day
Person 2: Wait, is that this really cool and funny chick that you went to high school with?

Person 1: Yeah, that's her!

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