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What is Horny Syndrome?A common disorder among people of all ages where there is frequent arousal in the private areas. You: "im horny everyday and i'd jack off 5 times a day" Horny Syndrome - videoHorny Syndrome - what is it?Some kid who is incredibly horny for women. James harden went to the strip club during covid, that man has Horny Louie Syndrome! What does "Horny Syndrome" mean?This is when high schoolers gain an insane amount of hormones and attraction to the opposite gender in the early months of the school year. This is most likely due to the lack of them during their summer recess. Damn, my friend has horny fall syndrome, he can't stop going after girls. Horny Syndrome - what does it mean?A dilemma faced by many young Christians today due to the confluence of current societal norms (i.e. getting married later in life) and the generally accepted Christian practice of abstaining from sex until after marriage. I think Bill and Mary are suffering from Horny Christian Syndrome, they are getting married tomorrow and only met four months ago. Horny Syndrome - meaningHorny Eye Syndrome (HES) is an affliction rising from a lack of sexual intercourse, and can often prove to be quite dangerous. It is chiefly suspected when a person of prior good taste selects a heinous individual and genuinely acts as if that person is sexually attractive. It is mainly an optical problem, as the eyes of the HES sufferer have been reprogrammed by the brain and seek out the opposite sex to admire, regardless of appearance. However, since the brain has implemented this new system in an attempt to get its owner laid, and thus prevent itself from being shot out of its nice cosy head, this can also be classed as a psychological issue. It was clear to everyone else in the park that Janet was suffering from Horny Eye Syndrome, as she walked seductively over to Barry, and watched him eating his burger, her expression clearly showing that she found the sauce dripping down his many chins to be highly erotic. Although it would indeed be cruel to allow her to leave with the morbidly obese Barry, her friends had certainly had enough of trying to reign in her Horny Eyed antics...and so they turned a blind eye as the pair disappeared, confident that self diagnosis would take place in aprroximately 10 minutes time. Horny Syndrome - definitionA common disease that affects many male swimmers annually especially ones named Joey and Issac. Once the entire body of the swimmer is covered in water before practice, pool enzymes and proteins enter the body and increase testosterone by 700%. This allows even the ugliest of bitches to appear sexy. "I wanted that ugly ass mom to sit on my face. I guess that was the horny water syndrome at work." Horny Syndrome - slangWhen you are just extremely horny for no reason. Everytime you see someone hot, you feel an extreme urge to just engage in sexual activities recreationally. In this state, you will desperately crave a friend with benefits, due to the fact you are not actually looking for a relationship. Symptoms include thirst, desire to use hand gestures when describing someones physical appearance, and a strange sensation in your crotch. a: Bruh I'm so thirsty. |
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