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What is Highschool?
I no liek educumication = Highschool
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Highschool - what is it?
Four years of non-stop war where everyone hates but is quite literally attracted to the mainstream crowd. E.g; Scene kids died in the war of '09, stereotypical nerds don't exist at all and never have. The few kids who are interested in politics become the next Ben Shapiro, but only for fifteen minutes. The LGBT+ community at High school, are, quite literally, forced so far back into the closet they could become interior designers. About half the sports jocks get a trophy wife after playing in college football and lose their mojo by the time around age 30 (also applies to cheerleaders and other gym rat archetypes)
After a person's time there is over, they are never to see the people they interact with ever again until the next high school reunion 10 years later. Those who leave afterwards never return and those who stay spontaneously combust (see spontaneous combustion) and decompose from absolute boredom.
The teachers there are either; happy to teach their students, don't care enough to have an opinion, or hated by the kids they teach. It is also not uncommon for teachers to participate in their own battles against other staff members.
See also: Internal Screaming
Person 1: You remember highschool? Those were the days...
Person 2: Get me a large glass of Australian Vodka and we can start talking about this.
What does "Highschool" mean?
When you fuck your missus/one night stand/fuck buddy in the arse, then make her ride her bike home......
Dude I totally highschooled myh missus this morning......
Highschool - what does it mean?
It’s like middle school on crack, everyone is 10x hornier
“Hey Jenna how would you explain high school?”
“Well, it’s like middle school on crack. Man I hate highschool :’)”
Highschool - meaning
It is suffering.
Person1: So, How is a high school like?
Person2: Highschool is an endless stream of studying, no sleep, and watching Netflix, practically suffering.
Highschool - definition
(verb)- to repeatedly screw someone or a large group of people over for a long period of time with a promise of heavenly reward afterward, but sometimes a vast underestimation of said reward.
1. Osama Bin Laden totally highschooled those Muslims into becoming terrorists with the promise of virgins upon entering heaven.
2.My mother will totally highschool my dad this Christmas. he really thinks she's giving him a plasma. Yeah, he's getting socks...
Highschool - slang
Theres two kinds of people in highschool, Kids who hide their home life at school, and kids who hide their school life at home. Wich one are you ?
Highschool can suck somtimes.
Highschool
An overated institution in America that is supposed to educate young people 14-18 years old. At it's worst a dumping ground for parents who don't want to raise their own children. Students quickly forget how great it was after their first year in college or in the work world.
Jane: Hi. Longtime no see.
Mary: Hey. What's new?
Jane: Not much. Finishing college, getting married and working.
Mary: But how? You were never a cheer leader in highschool. I was Homecoming queen. How come no one pays attention to me anymore? Here look at my senior yearbook I was voted best personality.
Jane: Gotta run. Later.
Highschool
Hell on Earth. Almost nothing positive comes from it. You're degraded, humiliated, ignored ,ect. The few girls who are actually good looking are dumber than a box of rocks, and further prove that girls want the guy who will treat them the most like shit over the one who won't. Everyone there acts like they are non-conforming or unique, or whatever the fuck they like to believe, despite it being far from reality. High school is also barely different from middle school despite what everyone tells you. There are still those stupid "cliques", there are still assfucks whose sole task in life is to make yours hell, and there are still stupid whores. The only differences are that you can leave campus, few people, if any, actually give a shit about you or what you do, drugs, sex, and alcohol start to become part of reality, and you also get less time to do the stupid work because you're trying to balance out the time between that,the job you'll probably have, and the assholes that are the closest things to friends you'll have.
Welcome to highschool! Enjoy your final four years of hell before collage!
Highschool
A juvenile jail where a bunch of horny and depressed young adults are compacted into one building, you learn things you'll never use in your adult life and you take endless tests and exams for four whole years until they seccessfully squeeze the individuality out of your worn out body!
kid who's never gone to highschool: "Man I can't wait for highschool, the best years of my life!!!"
senior: Hell nah that place is a living hell you don't know what your saying.