What is Henning?

Stands for Horrible Empty Norks

If you know someone with the absolute worst empty flappy deflated socks for titties then use HEN as a term of endearment. Its important to try to be nice. Personally these are my absolute favourite kind of titties I can not stand false tits, puffy tits, no tits ... HENs rule ... almost as much as slices of pizza

Hi HEN how are you today? Need some air putting into those burst balloons ? (Best not say that last part)

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Henning - what is it?

When playing hacky-sack, three people in a row kick the hack once and pass with that very kick.

If only one person does so it is a Brent.

If two people in a row Brent, it is a Douglas.

OH SHIT SON WE HENNINGED!

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What does "Henning" mean?

when you take a shit but dont have time to wipe, leaving you with an itchy ass crack, and upon future wipage, it transforms into a bloody henning.

Damn it man, I didn't have time to wipe this morning, I bet by 5 I'll have the worst henning.

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Henning - what does it mean?

To sit on the toilet with clothes on prior to releasing your bowls. The point of this act is to heat the toilet seat up, like a hen sits on eggs to warm them.

1: Dude you can't shit with your pants on.
2: Dude, shut the fuck up, I'm henning.
1: AHHH FUCK, the seat's cold!

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Henning - meaning

When a group of women stand or sit in a circle and a.) gossip about other women b.) talk about nonsensical and/or useless information like Bravo, shopping, celebrities or Candy Crush c.) bitch about their husbands/fiancees/boyfriends who are making fun of them for their henning practices.

"Look at our wives over there, Henning it up."

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Henning - definition

Henning is a very uncommon name which is mosly used in germany and norway. If your name is Henning you are probably very funny and a nice guy to be around you help others and give advice for those in need you are talented in music and you have a sexy attitude