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What is Hemorrhoid?
1. A condition that causes bleeding from your rear end.
2. An insult used to describe a person who is about as irritating as the anal condition.
Girl 1. You can’t sit with us.
Girl 2: Actually, I can’t sit anywhere because I have hemorrhoids.
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Hemorrhoid - what is it?
Slang for someone who is tailgating you in a very annoying fashion.
Man! I wish that hemorrhoid would get off my ass and go around me!
What does "Hemorrhoid" mean?
My hemorrhoids are stinging and have stained my jocks.
Hemorrhoid - what does it mean?
When your anus hurts because there's not enough fiber in your diet or you ate a ghost pepper or you destroyed your ass with a dragon dildo, causing massive inflammation.
What the fuck was God thinking when He packed tons of nerve clusters and veins into the anus area?!?!?! Didn't He know that people would get painful Hemorrhoids?!?!?! Didn't he know that I and countless others would be suffering to death at the hands of old age due to His poor decisions?!?!?!
Hemorrhoid - meaning
A derogatory word used in customer service positions to describe difficult black customers. Similar to, "shine."
"How was work today honey?"
"It was okay untill these hemorrhoids came in at the last minute and tried to haggle the prices way down."
Hemorrhoid - definition
I have hemorrhoids. Turns out my ex-wife isn't the only pain in the ass in my life.
Hemorrhoid - slang
Someone who is attractive at first then becomes very annoying.
Jack: Why did you break up with Susan?
Jim: She's the type of woman who grows on you then becomes a real pain in the ass.
Jack: Ah, a hemorrhoid.
Hemorrhoid
1 Medical
Hemorrhoids are swollen veins in the anal canal. This common problem can be painful, but it's usually not serious.
Veins can swell inside the anal canal to form internal hemorrhoids. Or they can swell near the opening of the anus to form external hemorrhoids. You can have both types at the same time. The symptoms and treatment depend on which type you have.
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Too much pressure on the veins in the pelvic and rectal area causes hemorrhoids.
Normally, tissue inside the anus fills with blood to help control bowel movements. If you strain or sit on the toilet a long time to move stool, the increased pressure causes the veins in this tissue to swell and stretch. This can cause hemorrhoids.
2 Pain in the ass
DAMN ME ANUS HURTS SO BAAAAD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jeeeeeeeez you're such a pain in the ass.
Hemorrhoids be op.
Hemorrhoid
Swollen veins in or outside the anus
that dude is a hemorrhoid
Hemorrhoid
1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.