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What is Handyman?when a straight guy is walking down the street and a bigger, more muscular guy tackles him, pins him down and manually masturbates him to climax That guy better watch it or I'm going to give him a handyman! Handyman - meme gifHandyman - videoHandyman - what is it?Guy that gives multiple hand jobs to men. See FB profile: Greg Frieh Him: Holy shit, Greg just gave both of those guys a hand job at the same time.... What does "Handyman" mean?When a short Spanish-San Diegan roommate gets a handjob (old skool style) from a reputable female companion in the backseat of a 1996 Black BMW Sedan. "Hey, whats up bro? How was your night with that reputable lady fellow of yours?" Handyman - what does it mean?When a man's dick is so big he has to use tools to help cram it in the pussy. Girl speaks : I really had fun tonight, I think I am ready to take our relationship to the next level. Handyman - meaningYou are a handyman Handyman - definitionWhat every unemployed guy who owns a hammer, screw driver, wrench, some JB weld and refuses to get an actual job calls themselves. A master of no actual trade, however their basic understanding of playing with stolen tools has given them some over inflated sense of self worth as they try to scam the government for unemployment and disabilty checks they think are owed to them. Usually they live for free in their parents basement or crawl space. "My door came off its hinges and the muffler to my car has a hole in it, what do I do?" "Call that handyman, Forest, who lives in that storage unit across town. I hears he has a hammer and different sized nails for the door and some JB weld and empty cans of Miller to fix the exhaust." Handyman - slangLike the candyman, except does not give out candy; A man that gives out a lot of handys'. I wasnt getting any from the girls at school, so i went to my street corner to see the handyman. HandymanA dude who is always there when ur horny to kill ur vibe and scare away chicks Who the fuck is that ? Just a handyman wots the damage pls? HandymanTo receive fellatio from one female while performing cunnilingus on another. "Yo i just totally handymanned those two girls" HandymanA man that is handy. Girl: Hey, you have to promise me something. |
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