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What is Hammond?
The act of pulling the first girl you see in a nightclub, preferably in Yorkshire. Also termed "going ugly early."
A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.
"The first girl who's breathing in-and-out , you walk up to her 'hiya love how you doing?' You pull. That's it, job done."
"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."
Hammond - meme gif
Hammond - video
Hammond - what is it?
a poor play on words or a gay joke that is also poorly executed. often and only made by Hammond Lieu. He himself is possibly gay.
"Hey man are you going to game tonight."
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."
"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"
What does "Hammond" mean?
shut up hammond
shut up hammond
Hammond - what does it mean?
the process of peeing down ones throat
paul: im really in the mood for some hammond.
suzie: say less daddy!
Hammond - meaning
Hammond!
/Hemmund/!
Word said by Jeremy Clarckson when Hamster Fucks up.
HAMMOND! You bloody idiot!
Hammond - definition
One of the best characters and Generals in the show "Stargate; SG-1". Played by Don S. Davis (R.I.P).
Dude 1: God I love Gen. Hammond
Dude 2: He has some good one liners, but I prefer Teal'c
Hammond - slang
Or pulling a hammond whereby rather than spending money on branded clothing u spend half as much on double the amount of cheap shitty primark clothing.
Look that guys pulling a hammond.
Hammond
Pulling a Hammond, whereby someone of a much older age has a "physical" relationship with someone of a much younger age. Generally a teacher to student association.
Mike: That guy is like 40 years old
Patrick: Yea, he pulled a Hammond with that girl T Mac in our grade.
Mike: OH GROSS!
John: I know right
Hammond
As used in the act of Pulling a Hammond.
To hit on an attractive waitress/bartender/stripper and ask for her number. Only to be rejected.
Most commonly referenced when the act is frequently repeated.
Joe pulled a Hammond last night with that hot waitress.
Hammond
A type of electric organ, commonly used in churches, jazz, blues, funk and rock music. Popularized by rock acts as Deep Purple, ELP and Uriah Heep, it became a standard of heavy rock keyboard.
Keith Emerson and Jon Lord were baddest ass Hammond players