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What is Hammock?
The act of putting up a hammock and not giving a single fu€k about anything except hanging out and chilling.
My fiancé and I went hammocking this weekend.
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Hammock - video
Hammock - what is it?
The act of laying in a hammock and enjoying the swing of nature pushing you gently into a slumber.
Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.
What does "Hammock" mean?
A turd holding apparatus constructed from toilet paper spanning laterally from one side of the toilet bowl to the other. The paper is held in place underneath the weight of the toilet seat, and employs simple suspension bridge technology. The engineer shits in the hammock, making toilet paper reinforcements depending on the consistency of the turd (i.e. moisture, viscosity, and density). When all the stalls in a given bathroom have been successfully hammocked, the facility is known to be in a state of "Caribbean hangout."
Me - -Dude, me and all my boys convened in the bathroom during free period and hammocked. Unfortunately, Jimmy never showed up and we were one short of a "Carribbean hangout."
Friend - How selfish.
Hammock - what does it mean?
Setting up a hammock and hanging with your friends.
Want to go hammocking?
Hammock - meaning
The act of setting up and subsequently chilling in a hammock.
College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class?
College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?
Hammock - definition
When you get stuck in the hammock because it is so damn comfy!
Dude, I was going to get a beer half an hour ago but I got hammocked and couldn't get up!
Hammock - slang
A beard that goes from sideburn to sideburn by passing underneath the chin, thus creating a comfortable hammock for the face to rest on. Any mustache, chin, or other facial hair not included in the hammock automatically disqualifies the beard as being a hammock.
Not to be confused with the chinstrap, which has hair on the chin appearing as to grasp it like a chinstrap.
Guy 1: "Hey, that guy's face looks comfortable"
Guy 2: "It's because of his hammock"
Hammock
utter and total bullshit
well thats a load of fucking hammock
Hammock
Adj. To be cool; To relax; To calm down
Synonyms - Chill
Antonyms - To Stress
Common Uses
1. Describing A Situation
2. Describing A Person
3. Describing A Place
1. Mann, tonight? I just want to go out and be hammock.
2. That one chick we met last night that was down, she's hella hammock.
3. Everyone should visit Italy, it's a hammock kick it spot.
Hammock
The bottom of a bathing suit that sits between a girls hips when she's laying down (likely on a towel at the beach). Girl must have a very flat lower stomach so that the bottom suspends like a hammock over her stomach - supported at the hips.
Generally associated with women that starve themselves, however optly achieved with a good diet, intense workouts, or good family jeans.
- Dude, check out the hammock!
- She must be on that south beach diet!