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What is Halo 5?
It's like nothing you've ever seen. It's nothing you've ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5!
We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.
4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer
This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!
"Reserve your copy of Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 today!"
Halo 5 - video
Halo 5 - what is it?
Halo 5 TTK is so bad You die from a fuck’n squirt gun
What does "Halo 5" mean?
Will be made in the year 3000!!
Halo 5 will be out when I am dead
Halo 5 - what does it mean?
An actually decent game, with a very good REQ system, but angry fanboys ruined it and now everyone thinks it's shite
Person 1 : Hey do you want to play some Halo 5?
Person 2 : But isn't that he trash and not have split screen?
Person 1 : It actually has a good multiplayer, if you forget about the no split screen....
Halo 5 - meaning
A great excuse for COD fanboys to call Halo a COD rip off.
A COD fanboys dialogue in Halo 5 multiplayer
"WTF? Spartan dash? EXO SUIT RIP OFF, WTF? Spartan armour? HEAVY EXO RIP OFF!, WTF? Master Chief? ALEX MASON RIP OFF!, WTF? UNSC? SENTINAL RIP OFF!, WTF A STORY LINE?!?! THANKS FOR RIPPING OFF COD MULTI COLOUR SQUARE COMPANY! YOU DESTROYED GAMING 4 EVER
Halo 5 - definition
The 5th installment of the Halo series, and the second in the new trilogy. Though it hasn't been released, probably has not been worked on, or even been officially confirmed, 343 Industries said Halo 4 would be the first in a new trilogy. Trilogy means 3.
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HALO 4! *bounces off the wall*
*Hears there will be a Halo 4, Halo 5, and Halo 6* *Blows up*