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What is HIDDLESTON?
Some sort of long forgotten mythical creature that has come to life to destroy us all.
Legend says he charms his victims with his smile and sweet personality so they don’t know he is actually putting a spell on them that will turn them into Hiddlestoners who will then do nothing but look at pictures of him and flail. He also appears to have the power to control women’s reproductive organs, either destroying them completely or sending them into baby-making overdrive. The only plausible reason for any of this is that he does what he wants.
Identifying a Tom Hiddleston:
-Power Stance-ing all over the damn place
-He will probably be wearing an entirely leather outfit.
-If he is sitting, his knees will be about 4 miles apart from each other
-You will hear the call of the ‘ehehehe’
-Constant lip licking
If you spot a Tom Hiddleston just stay calm, offer him some sort of pudding and back away slowly. Then run like you’re in a horror movie. He’ll probably catch you anyways(long legs are all the better to catch you with) but at least you tried.
Girl 1: *sitting in front of a computer staring at a picture of Tom Hiddleston*
Girl 2: Hey… you okay? *pokes girl 1 in the arm*
Girl 3: It’s no use. She watched Thor for the first time last night. She’s been like this since the first scene with Loki in it.
Girl 2: How could you let her watch that! You know what it does to people.
Girl 3: I tried to stop her! She wouldn’t listen to me!
Girl 2: Another friend lost to the Tom Hiddleston.
Girl 3: It was bound to happen eventually.
Girl 2: Oh no… we have to get out of here. I think shes starting up Wallander. *tugs on Girl 3’s arm*
Girl 3: Magnus… Maaaaaaagnuuuuusss…
Girl 2: NO!! GODDAMMIT NOOOO!
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HIDDLESTON - what is it?
British man who is so tall he is practically a giant which is ironic since he plays sexy frost giant Loki Odinson who was sadly killed by a raisin. He has fluffy brown curls of hair that can be magically transformed into long black wavy hair 😫 He is so soft and pretty and humble and kind I just love him.
Tom Hiddleston was accused of making women’s ovaries explode.
What does "HIDDLESTON" mean?
Tom hiddleston.
HIDDLESTON - what does it mean?
A walking definition of a Human God. Sexy as hell. He is famous for playing the charecter of Loki in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
He has an army (of fan girls). Would give you an orgy with his smile. Plus he is British. The gentle, soft-spoken, humble and sexy one.
There is no-one else like Tom Hiddleston.
HIDDLESTON - meaning
The hottest man walking on earth.
Erica: u know tom Hiddleston?
Jessica: the hottest man walking on earth?
HIDDLESTON - definition
the name of Tom Hiddleston fans
person one: your obsessed with Tom Hiddleston, what on earth are you?
person two: correction i am hiddlestoners
HIDDLESTON - slang
A Hiddlestoner is a fan of tom Hiddleston, we often fight with Hollanders who are people with diseases (liking tom Holland disease)
me:I am a hiddlestoner
someone else: I am a hollander
me: when did you get diagnosed with that???
HIDDLESTON
A devotee of the cult of Hiddles - someone who worships the glory that is Tom Hiddleston.
Hiddlestoners are more than ordinary "fans". They will adhere to three or more of the following criteria. A Hiddlestoner is:
Someone who repeatedly spams their blogs/tumblr/forum with images/gifs of Tom Hiddleston.
Someone who sketches him obsessively.
Someone who plasters their walls/folders with pictures of Hiddles.
Someone who uses the word "Hiddles" in a real conversation.
Someone who belongs to/has set up a fan club devoted to Hiddles.
Someone who has actually plucked up the guts to send him a fan-letter.
Would you call yourself a fan?
No, I'm a Hiddlestoner.
That girl dumped me after she saw Thor!
Don't take it personally mate. She became a Hiddlestoner! No one can compete with Tom Hiddleston.
HIDDLESTON
It is the state where a fan is stoned by Tom Hiddleston's hotness. It may also refer to the fan being unable to live life normally due to Hiddleston's charm, beauty, voice, and intelligence. They usually spend their whole day in Tumblr and barely talk about anything but him and his works.
Fan: OMG I am sooooo hiddlestoned! I'm always staring at his pictures and he's keeping me from doing anything!
A: Did you see Thor? Oh my God Loki is so gorgeous and sexy! I was wondering the whole time what he was doing in Asgard when they were focusing on the other guy on Earth! I mean.. why did they call the movie Thor anyway?
B: Damn you're so hiddlestoned. So am I! <3
Guy 1: She left me after she saw the movie Thor! She says I'll never be as good as Hiddleston!
Guy 2: I know. He's hot!
Guy 1: WHAAAAT?!
Guy 2: I'm dumping you for him too! I am fucking hiddlestoned! :D *is gay now*
Girl 1: Hey look at this guy! *shows a picture of Tom*
Girl 2: Oh my God :O <3 *hiddlestoned*
HIDDLESTON
A person in a community that admires Tom Hiddleston.
Hiddlestoners are not part of a cult that worships Tom (like many people think), they are a community that admires him for the many great things he's done; he's a man who's inspired many friendships across the globe.
Hiddlestoners admire him by drawing him and his many characters, by talking about him with other fans (whether that's IRL or online) and by writing fanfiction about him and his characters.
Person 1: So you're a Hiddlestoner now?
Person 2: Yeah. Tom Hiddleston is a great man worth admiring.