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What is HEWLETT PACKARD?The makers of overpriced printers and crash happy computer systems. Duuude, you're getting an HP, Duuuuude, you got rocked! HEWLETT PACKARD - videoHEWLETT PACKARD - what is it?A great computer company until you actually open it up and see the cluttered mess inside. They are good computers but pretty hard to customize. "I opened my Hewlett Packard to find the RAM hidden behind a bunch of loose wires." What does "HEWLETT PACKARD" mean?A very good computer company. Unlike what most people say, HP constantly provides what you paided for. Now HP cry babies will come along and yell about how their top of the line system sucks because it ain't so top of the line anymore. Blame the company because you can't spend $50 a month to keep it up-to-date. Idiot: "Hewlett Packard sucks" HEWLETT PACKARD - what does it mean?Hp stands for HOLY papa this laptop's awesome. Anyone who says HP sucks cant AFFORD ONE and are sad they dont have a huge awesome laptop like I do. HEWLETT PACKARD - meaningInvent - a company renowned for its technological advances especially in the field of computing. HP Invent HEWLETT PACKARD - definitionHey, man. I _know_ Hewlett Packard SUCKS! I work there. HEWLETT PACKARD - slangA once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support. My Hewlett Packard laptop died not two years after I bought it. I'm buying an ASUS next time. HEWLETT PACKARDRated worst computer company for two years by PC World. PC World said "Apple soars. Acer and eMachines soar. HP(Hewlett Packard) snoars." HEWLETT PACKARDHewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes. -Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed) HEWLETT PACKARDa type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware guy: dang, stupid hp |
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