A Hairy Bean Man - HBM for short - is a term used to describe a certain type of laid back, crunchy, shaggy hippie guy. They are generally short - under 6" tall - skinny, guys with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes who abide like the Dude and toke up like Tommy Chong.
Hair⋅y (Pronunciation hair-ee, adjective) is derived from the usual bearded, shaggy and/or Mountain Man-esque appearance of the HBM.
Bean (Pronunciation been, noun) comes from the traditional diet of the HBM, which is usually vegetarian or at least as crunchy as they are. As hippies, many HBMs are also vegetarians, and must get their protein from sources other than meat, i.e. beans.
Man (noun) : obvious reasons.
OTHER HBM BEHAVIORS INCLUDE:
-being eco friendly (or at least appearing to be)
-being a registered democrat (or in some extreme cases, supporting Ralph Nader)
- smelling like patchouli oil
- smoking copious amounts of marijuana
- being an environmental science and/or philosophy major
- attending colleges in Vermont or Colorado
- listening to jambands/attending music festivals
- wearing patchwork clothing/Birkenstocks
- hating the man/organized religion
- referring to jamband members by their first name ("oh my god dude, did you see Trey's set last night?")
- driving a jetta
"I met a really cool Hairy Bean Man HBM on Shakedown at the UC-Boulder Phish show this weekend! His HBM friends were all kinda spun out and needed to shave/take a bath, but he was still mad cool and smoked us all up."
An acronym standing for "Hard Body Mafia," which is quite possibly the best Xbox Live gang on "Saints Row 2." You will know when you see us because we tend to wear all-blue clothing. When you see a gang of all-blue, that means you better tuck your head between your legs and run like a bitch because you're about to get pwned with shotties, AK's, and rocket launchers.
"Saints Row 2" Newb: "Oh shit! Who is that gang on the rival team all decked out in blue?!"
"Saints Row 2" Vet: "That'd be HBM...one of the baddest mothafucking gangs on here! You better get outta here newb!"
EXAMPLE
kid: it would be pretty cool if i put an entry on urban dictionary for my mom
mom:thats so sweet! thank you!
grandma that was told to read this: NICK! WHAT DOES PAULING MEAN! I DON'T KNOW WHAT A NUTSACK IS! IT DOSEN'T MAKE SENSE! HOW DO YOU SPELL HBM! WHY CAN'T THE DOG EAT IT!