Definder - what does the word mean?

What is HAL?

1. The HAL-9000 computer, guardian of the spacecraft Discovery in the novels and films of 2001: A Space Odyssey and its sequel, 2010. First activated at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois on January 12, 1997 (or 1992 in the film version). HAL is short for Heuristic ALgorithmic, and not derived by moving one letter back from the initials of IBM, as some have suggested. HAL's apparently psychotic behaviour in 2001 is revealed in the novel, and in either version of 2010, to have been a result of a neurosis arising from conflicts between his programming to accurately input, analyse and output information, and the demands of national security mandated by the Pentagon.

2. Any troublesome, wary or otherwise bloody-mindedly unhelpful computer.

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

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HAL - what is it?

a person who so plain and uninteresting, so mind blowingly boring, that it makes one want to incorporate their name into songs whenever you happen to be singing.

"Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the Hal is so delightful...."

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What does "HAL" mean?

HAL was the computer from 2001: A Space Oddesy and from its sequel, 2010. A fun fact about the movie was that when it was produced, IBM was the only company that sold computers. Microsoft and Apple didn't exist. So, to not make references, the letters in IBM were moved down one letter, creating HAL. HAL was also effective because he didn't have a face, and wasn't doing anything wrong.

Robert: Open the main pod bay doors HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Robert, I can't do that.
Robert: Damn you, open these doors!

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HAL - what does it mean?

short for HAL 9000, the killer computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Some Dude: I'm gonna wrtie a better definition, HAL.
Me: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

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HAL - meaning

Highly Acidic Liquid Shits

There was an interesting article on HALS in this month's issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.

When Jerry Lewis retires, we have a deal with the networks to do an annual Labour Day HALS telethon.

More people die from AIDS, but more suffer with HALS.

No more whiskey and Thai food for me. I've got the HALS and it hurts bad.

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HAL - definition

A sweet amazing guy who I wish would notice me. He is sucha hottie,sweet,smart,athletic, and me and him have had a lot of special moments. He just needs to see whats right in front of him.

Hal is the perfect man for me.

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HAL - slang

A term used when you can't find any of your bitches. Make them crawl to you by screaming "HAL".

Where are my bitches?

Try screaming "Hal"

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HAL

A Hal is a person who always goes to the library

"Wheres Hal?"

"Oh, he's in the library"

"Of course"

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HAL

yet another leet and learned non-nerdy computer-type...
we need more like HAL

nerd_1 : i wish i was cool like HAL, instead of being a gay nerd...

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HAL

Acronym for," Hero Arrives Last".

Where is the guest of honour?
HAL.

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