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What is Gus Johnson?
The law that states whenever the excitable announcerGus Johnson is calling a college basketball or NFL game, something exciting will happen. It doesn't matter if it's during March Madness or during a meaningless game between Iowa Tech/Milwaukee College of Art, the law is always in effect when Gus is present.
Look at this game on CBS, it's tied 64-64 with 5 seconds left. The Law of Gus Johnson is in effect again.
Gus Johnson - video
Gus Johnson - what is it?
A YouTuber that spends his time whining into a camera or performing some skit he put 2 seconds of thought into. Typically mouth-breathing, knuckle draggers are big fans of Gus Johnson and dream of sucking his pasty little pecker.
"You see the new Gus Johnson video?"
"No, I prefer to keep cancer away from my eyes."
What does "Gus Johnson" mean?
The greatest Sportscaster of all-time. Should be on Sportcenter, With Neil Everett.
"ELEVATE, YOUNG MAN!"
"They Spot the Rock, on the Forty yardline"
"FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!"
"MOUNTAIN TOP!"
"GET THIS MAN A NEW CONTRACT!"
-Gus Johnson
Gus Johnson - what does it mean?
the most awesome announcer of all time
HEART BREAK CITY
RISE AND FIRE
THE SLIPPER STILL FITS - Gus Johnson