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What is Gretzky?
The Great One. Their will never ever be a hockey player as good as him. God could be playing in goal for any given team, be able to stop the shot before it happens with a single thought and Gretzky would still score 2 goals
God has a shutout going here late in the 3rd period...oh now its Wayne Gretzky on the breakaway! He's dekeing..backhand..forehand..SCOREEE. Wayne Gretzky Scores! And this one is headed for overtime
-Later on in overtime-
Here are the Oilers on the powerplay with 1:21 left in overtime. Messier's looking to pass to Gretzky..he fakes the shot passes it to Gretzky..WHO SCORES. HE SCORES. WAYNE GRETZKY scores and this game is over. He went top shelf and ended it with 1:10 to play. Oh baby what a goal!
Gretzky - meme gif
Gretzky - video
Gretzky - what is it?
When ordering from Canadian doughnut chain Tim Horton's, a "Wayne Gretzky" is a large coffee with nine creams and nine sugars.
"She says she doesn't like coffee, so I got her a Wayne Gretzky instead of a double-double - you can barely taste the coffee!"
What does "Gretzky" mean?
Man whose supreme knowledge and skill in hockey more than compensated for his lack of physical size and strength.
Owns several NHL records and remains a great ambassador for the game.
Jesus saves ... rebound ... Gretzky scores!
Gretzky - what does it mean?
A sexual encounter which unfolds as follows:
A man and woman are engaging in intercourse. At the opportune moment, the man screams, "Gretzky!" In response to their cue, several of the man's friends (who have been hiding in the closet) emerge, wearing hockey jerseys (preferably Gretzky jerseys), and wielding hockey sticks, which they proceed to swat the woman with.
"My friend tried to pull a Gretzky the other day, but the girl found out beforehand and threatened to call the police."
Gretzky - meaning
To do this you must have a hockey goalie mask and a Wayne Gretzky Jersey. To begin one must take a shit into the goalie mask and place it on a females head, the female must also be wearing your Wayne Gretzky Jersey. As the shit drips on to the jersey and her face you turn your lady friend around and begin to prod her asshole and vagina with your penis. As you do this you ask your lady friend to guess which hole you will stick your penis inside. Quickly turn the female around and cum in her face shouting "I AM THE GREAT ONE!" As you cum in this woman's face your friends come out from the closet, celebrating the goal, where they have been hidden the entire time and begin to jack off on the lady friend that you have been fucking the entire time. In the end your lady friend should be covered in your cum, shit, and the cum of all your friends.
"DUDE!!!! The Gretzky worked great last night"
"The Gretzky is so much fun, MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES IT!"
Gretzky - definition
Easily the greatest hockey player of all time. Also the first thing that comes to mind when you hear #99, regardless of the situation. Can also be used to describe a hockey play that was set up from behind the net, since Gretzky's office was behind the cage.
Did you see that guy Gretzky it from behind the net on sportscenter?
Gretzky - slang
In ontario, canada its a nickname for a coffee served at Tim Horton's that has 9 creams and 9 Sugars.
"Ill have a gretzky and a donut and a dialysis machine please"
Gretzky
A gutsy approach in a given situation. It involves the act of taking a chance where you have nothing to lose; knowing that if you never try, the outcome will forever remain unknown.
Inspired by Wayne Gretzky's famous quote-
"You miss 100% of the shots you never take."
Most commonly used in a situation which involves approaching a member of the opposite sex.
Lucas: C'mon bro, just send her a friend request.
Aaron: Nah man, she'll prob just think im weird.
Lucas: What do you have to lose? Gretzky that shit, man.
Robbie: There's a new job oppening at the Dunkin' Donuts.
Michael: So, why don't you apply?
Robbie: Iuno, I don't think I'm qualified.
Michael: You're being a pussy.
Robbie: You're right. Fuck it, I'm Gretzkying it!
Gretzky
Greatness in the likeness of Wayne Gretzky.
Yo! That never ending beer fountain is totally Gretzky.
Gretzky
1. Really Good Hockey Player
2. slang, Refers to mentally retarded person, similar to a person shown in a commercial with Wayne Gretzky years ago saying "gretzky!"
Dude, I got stuck sitting next to a gretzky on the bus. He was fucking drooling!