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What is Greenbrier?
A high school in Columbia County, Georgia where Everyone is spoiled rotten, and the staff is more concerned about catching kids with nic and drugs than they are about or food and education, it also consist of a bunch of rent-a-cops and a principal who’s not fit for her job. The maitnence sucks and you have no privacy in the bathrooms because all the stall locks are broken.
Hey You went to greenbrier high school right?
Yeah why?
You are fucking spoiled
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Greenbrier - what is it?
A small school in rural northern Tennessee that is severly obsessed with social class and segregation. Greenbrier has a 98.4% white population and a 2.6% population of any other race. This "other" race mostly consists of hispanic origin. The graduation rate is about 70%.
Greenbrier High School's football team is so terrible, the school remodeled the football stadium in hopes to change the loosing record; it didn't work.
What does "Greenbrier" mean?
a rlly preppy high school with a bunch of rich snobby people in Columbia County in Evans, Georgia.
majority of the kids judge u behind ur back but it’s fine, just ignore it.
the student section for all the games especially football and basketball are the best.
we also know how to party and have to best spirit in CCBOE.
the school has a flag with money signs on it just to represent what we’re known for...Daddy’s Money (we’re also known as the pharmacy bc of all the potheads at GHS)
Abby: Did you go to Greenbrier High School in high school?
Sam: Yeah, why?
Abby: Ohhh.. so you’re a spoiled kid who knows how to party I’m assuming?
Greenbrier - what does it mean?
If you're a freshman:
-Don't go in the greenhouse unless you've already had drugs
-Don't use a credit card in the vending machines unless you want your identity stolen
-When the lunch bell rings, if you don't run you won't get food
-Don't even try to go on the patio or one of the rent-a-cops will get you detention
-Scrubs are super comfortable but try to avoid getting dress-coded everyday
-Don't put glue in the locks or you'll be arrested
-Don't write who you want to blow up on the bathroom stall or you'll get arrested
-Don't get a locker or the druggies will store their weed in there and you'll get framed and arrested
-If the dogs come always check your locker the day before if you can
-The teachers are totally chill with you coming to school high
-The science hall door is always unlocked
-Do not throw up in the portables
-You can say nigga no matter what race you are
-Don't automatically assume someone is a girl or a boy
-Don't brag about your grades near the jocks
-Lacrosse & Basketball > Football & Baseball
-Dress up during HoCo week or feel the wrath of the red-neck patriots
-Beware of 'virgin' jello shots unless you want to get drunk
-If someone says Pharmacy or Gaybrier they probably mean your school
-If you put vodka in your clear water bottle, no one will notice
-If your soul dies, you always have next year :)
Girl: I'm so terrified to go to Greenbrier High School
Guy: Hey, at least you're not going to Lakeside. I hear they need to have an at-school daycare centre because everyone gets pregnant.
Greenbrier - meaning
95 % of the kids are inbred, the other 5 % are also inbred
I go to Greenbrier high school, I want to fucking die
Greenbrier - definition
The "Greenbrier Dr.Pepper" was originally created by the Sr. Class of 2012. The students would bring a bottled Dr.Pepper to school, which would be mixed with Whiskey (most likely Jack Daniels).
"Hey Jimbo whatcha got over there?" - Branden
"Oh you know, just a good ole Greenbrier Dr.Pepper" - Jimbo
Greenbrier - slang
A teeny tiny little town with one stoplight.
(Driving through Greenbrier) Where are we? We're at THE stoplight.