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What is Green Weenie?
When you are in the Marine Corps and your boss fucks you over big time, making it feel like you have the Marine Corp's Big Green Weenie right up your ass hole with no anal ease even offered.
Andy: I can't believe we have to work for the fifth Saturday in a row.
JR: I know we are definitey getting reamed with the ol big green weenie again.
Green Weenie - video
Green Weenie - what is it?
Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Marine. Getting the "big green weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with duty on a particularly important weekend, getting in trouble for some small petty shit while being in garrison, getting stationed at a shithole like 29 Dumps.
The "big" represents the big bad Marine Corps picking on the little guy, the Marine. The "green" represents the true color of the Corps. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.
LCpl Hooligan: What I got duty again?! Dude Im getting fucked in the ass by the big green weenie!
LCpl Didlysquat: Fa sho.
What does "Green Weenie" mean?
Advocating raising the retirement age or cuts to social security/ medicare AKA a venereal disease that infected the republican party around 1980, that they have unfortunately spread to the media, and the democratic party.
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The Green Weenie
The raising of the retirement age or cuts to social security and medicare AKA what Alan Simpson expects working people to swallow AKA Alan Simpson's "green weenie" that he will sodomize working Americans with.
Endorsed by rich greedy Washington politicians or rich greedy opinion elites that live in a wealth bubble and don't know or have forgotten what it's like to do manual labor for a living. Instead of being willing to pay their fair share of taxes, they want the american people to sacrifice and accept "tough choices", and by that they mean balancing the budget on the backs of the working poor and the middle class, at a time when you have corporations that pay no taxes, hide a large part of their income in other countries to avoid taxes, or pay a lesser percentage of their income in taxes than the average working person does. Their favorite phrase is "the numbers don't add up", even though the numbers for their tax cuts never added up, but that doesn't ever seem to matter. They love to use the euphemism "entitlements" to describe SS and Medicare as if people are spoiled when they get their $14,000 a year (borrowed from them by the fed gov) retirement in social security.
The Blue Dogs, Alan Simpson and the rest of the Republicans in Washington, will use the Green Weenie to penetrate the safety net, laid out by Johnson and FDR.
Green Weenie - what does it mean?
A military slang term for the "Army Commendation Medal" also known as the "ARCOM", a medal that has been given so frequently that it is considered nearly meaningless.
After his third tour without award, the brass passed him a Green Weenie.
Green Weenie - meaning
figuratively taking it up the poop shoot, as in something bad just happened, usually at work.
Man1: "Did the boss just tell you had to work on Saturday?"
Man2: "Yeah, I just got the green weenie."
Man1: "Yeah you did, with no lube."
Green Weenie - definition
To get fucked in the ass by a very large and imaginary green penis!
"Dude they are deploying me with no notice"
"Yea man that sucks. THE GREEN WEENIE STRIKES AGAIN"
Green Weenie - slang
It's what the Marine Corps uses to screw you.
Similar to spinning the Wheel of Misfortune.
Jarhead #1: Mike got involuntarily extended for CAX!
Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.
Green Weenie
The giant dick of the united states army. Ramming home into every soldiers asshole.
Man the green weenie fucked me again this weekend.
Green Weenie
Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.
Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months
Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering
Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end
Green Weenie
Used in the Armed Forces to describe something that could have sounded promising but failed to deliver or simply did not meet expectations. Nevertheless, such thing was forcefully left to deal with by those affected.
Person 1: “Did you hear about IPPS-A and the perks of its talent management features?”
Person 2: “Yup.... active duty it’s about to get the National Guard’s green weenie”