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What is Gold Card?

A rich person who thinks he or she is a hippie. A phony. They have hippie tendencies but always include modifications to ensure comfort and please their rich tastes. For instance, a Gold Card Hippie will only go to a Grateful Dead show if there is assigned seating and they have the most expensive seats and wear nicely pressed tie dyed shirts (which they only break out once a year) and try to dress like they don’t care with clothing from the most expensive designers. They generally can be seen at coffee houses drinking seven dollar coffee while surfing their incredibly expensive lap tops. They can also be seen at Whole Foods rudely blocking the food bar spending tremendous amounts of money on salads.

I went camping with Chad last weekend, that Gold Card Hippie brought an air mattress, his Wall Street Journal and a generator to power an air conditioner for the tent. I was so sickened by him, I gave him an Alabama Alarm Clock.

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Gold Card - what is it?

Gold Card; meaning the coveted Starbucks Gold Rewards Card. It's what every white girl dreams of achieveing, it's the fuel of creativity, it is the Starbucks Card. (All it is, is just a gold colored card with your name on it for buying 30 drinks at Starbucks).

OMG STACY DID YOU GET A GOLD CARD, OMG OMG!!!!!

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What does "Gold Card" mean?

Gold cards original definition is a charge card or credit card issued to people with a high credit rating and giving benefits not available with the standard card but in this case it is a person such as a significant other who is in fact "the one"

you are my gold card

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Gold Card - what does it mean?

When you want someone dead you put their name on the "Gold Card" as shown in Deadpool

Johnny: How's chemistry class?
Jimmy: It sucks. I put the teacher's name on the Gold Card

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