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What is Glenwood?
A school in Burnaby commonly reffered to as "the smallest school ever" having only about a hundred students from kindergarden to grade 7. Filled with amazingly awesome people.
Person 1: Hey, have you been to Glenwood Elementary lately?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the smallest school ever?
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Glenwood - what is it?
Glenwood High School is a low income high school in Chatham IL where a bunch of white-trash, ghetto, crack head students who always skip class to pick corn and smoke pot in their pick up trucks and are very upset because they are all very poor and can never figure out why they can never beat SHG because they suck in all sports besides baseball and that is only because they all shoot up on many steroids before and after every game.
Look at all those poor kids at Glenwood High School. They are just jealous because they drive pick ups instead of BMWs and smoke pot all day when they are not doing steroids for baseball. Hurry drive away before they shoot at us.
What does "Glenwood" mean?
The most legendary school in the world, which has awesome people and an awesome rugby team. The debating team is also very awesome.
Oh my, I wish I went to that awesome school Glenwood High School. Everyone says it is awesome.
Glenwood - what does it mean?
Glenwood High school is a super legit school, we are white trash but it's okay. Don't listen to SHG kids they're just a bunch of off brand private school students who are jealous that we beat them 34-10 in football last night.
Maybe we should move to that super legit school called Glenwood high school.
Glenwood - meaning
A public school found in chatham, illinois. It is filled with really awful teachers but many slutty girls, some of which are good looking. Also, people that attend this school really know how to party for reallllllllllll.
Tom: your in my math class at glenwood high school right?
Mark: yes for sure,what did you get on that math test?
Tom: an F, ms walbert doesnt know what she's teaching. Good thing there's that party this weekend. Getting fucked always takes my mind off of grades.
Glenwood - definition
The act of half cooking normal dinner rolls in the microwave, then half cooking the rest in your ass, then serving the smashed and shit smelling roll to your guests. Has been a Glenwood, Iowa tradition for years.
Bill-"Honey, these have to be the best Glenwood Dinner Rolls I have ever had in my life, the one problem is they are pretty warm, but smashed and smell a lil shitty."
Glenwood - slang
Glenwood, Iowa is a shitty town full of redneck whores. The best place to have a little fun would be the high school parking hot. The town is full of blonde bitches with the occasional ginger. It may seem like glenwood is smart because of the high GPA's, but don't worry the teacher are the ones doing the work for the kids.
I went to Glenwood, Iowa and ended up getting fucked in the ass by my second cousin!
Glenwood
As close to never-never land as you get. Where adults are forever ski-bums, and kids are raised to love their mountains. If you drive 20 miles out of town on a Saturday night in the summer, be watchful of teenagers around a bonfire, with beer in hand.
Damn, I wish I could have grown up in Glenwood Springs!
Glenwood
A type of erection caused by a homosexual man looking at another man.
Look at Mark getting a glenwood while looking at that construction worker.
Can you believe the massive glenwood that carl has as he is coming out of the locker room?
Glenwood
A small town that consists of approximately 3,000 white people, maybe 1 black man and 1 asian. The entire town revolves around one lake. Highschoolers sit on their asses all day trying to figure out what the hell to do, it usually is unsuccessful and they find themselves trying to get on any random fucks boat just so they can get drunk on the lake. Oh and the traffic.... yeah.. there isn't any. The town consists of 1 stop light.
Guy 1: What should we do today?
Guy 2: Fuck if i know.. there's not shit to do here in little old Glenwood. let's get hammed on the lake.