Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Gingrich?

A verb that describes getting yourself out of seemingly impossible to win argument, by coming out with a shockingly stupid response from the opponent and demanding apology

"Dude I totally gingriched myself today when my girlfriend walked on me with another chick, I told her she invaded my privacy by not knocking and made her apologize to the other girl"

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Gingrich - what is it?

The only one who UK will not let to be President of the United States of America, because they know he is an American and the U.S.A economy will hit the Moon if he took the responsibility of that. They use their huge fake media in U.S.A to tell that he cheated his wife, actualy it is the only thing these brains found about him and to UK asking your wife for divorce and marring again is called cheating and dumping. To british people you should hide all your life behind your wife avoiding people to find out that you like weak boys more than anythig in your lie=fe, and all your life should be a cover up with huge amount of depression you just can not dare to change it, like Santorum and Prince Charles :

Every American (Human beings) can understand what Gingrich is crying, just be sure the one who media is restricting you to vote is the one you need for your children's future, as Media belongs to UK.Are you fu..ing blind, Romney Personally Issued Marriage Licenses to 189 Same-Sex Couples. What do you want more?
Romney will be the next traitor UK has chosen for you and your Country. Wake up damned

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What does "Gingrich" mean?

The act of leaving your older wife for a newer, hotter wife; so named after politician Newt Gingrich, who not only did the same to his wife, but also suggested the entire human race should do it by leaving Earth to colonize Mars.

She got the news she had been Gingriched after being served with divorce papers and hearing her soon-to-be-ex-husband left for Mars with his secretary.

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Gingrich - what does it mean?

When a man schemes and plots to find a way to abandon their sick wife, even while she is lying in a hospital bed.

My husband totally Gingriched me!

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Gingrich - meaning

The first bowel movement after a frothy Santorum,

I/e My wife/boyfriend/I had a gingrich after a frothy Santorum last night, what a slick pile of shit that was!

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Gingrich - definition

Gingrich - a physical reaction of the penis when subjected to fear, cold weather or manipulated/tucked in. An euphemism for an extremely small penis or microphallus.

Ex: When leaving the cold waters of the Atlantic, George had noticed that he had a gingrich."

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Gingrich - slang

gingh ritch A psycho-dermatologic condition resulting from close contact with santorum (see def.) and characterized by the need for repeated scratching of scaly nether-regions. This syndrome is most commonly found in affluent public figures running for orifice on a conservative moral agenda while liberally helping themselves to carnal pleasures.

Patient: I can't stand the itch, doc. I just keep on scratching.
Doctor: I can tell. Your gonads are certainly inflamed and
your tests came back positive for gingrich.
Unfortunately, it's of the "newt" variety.
Patient: What are you saying, doc? What are my odds?
Doctor: Not great. I'd wager 3:1 you don't become President.

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Gingrich

1. A half-wit prone to telling lies and then projecting them on to others.
2. Hypocrite, a lackie, a stooge
3. One who lacks restraint when spending money or using resources. Such as, buying millions of dollars worth of jewery at Tiffany's or taking European vactions at the start of a presidential campaign.
4. An asshole.
5. Newt Gingrich.

My neighbor is such a "Gingrich" yesturday I watched as his dog took a hung shit on my lawn, and today he tried to blame it on another neighbor.

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Gingrich

A person who accuses someone of doing something immoral while doing the same thing him or herself; as in, Newt Gingrich accusing Bill Clinton of immorality while he was boinking his mistress. AKA: GIGANTIC hypocrite.

My boss called me to make sure I wasn't goofing off - but he was calling from the golf course - what a Gingrich!

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Gingrich

Verb/Adjective, the act of abandoning your extremely sick wife on her hospital bed while you fuck the shit out of your mistress, whom you later marry and cheat on with a third woman. Coined after serial adulterer/giant hypocrite Republican Newt Gingrich.

Person 1: Man, did you hear that Larry Gingriched his wife Cindy?
Person 2: Wait, you mean he cheated on her, married the mistress, then cheated on the mistress with a third woman?
Person 1: Yup. And poor Cindy was dying from brain cancer, too!

Douchebag: woman, if you don't lose some weight and get a face lift, I'm gonna go Gingrich on your ass!

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