Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Friendly fire?

FREND-lee FyRE
noun
1. Usually occurs when two males are involved in a threesome with a consenting woman, and one of the men inadvertently sperms on his buddy while the act is taking place. Is most severe when the victim is hit near the head or the butt hole, in which case the threesome usually ends. Usually occurs during a switch or swap. Can happen in a threesome involving all women, provided they are potent squirters, in which case it will usually be rubbed in by the recipient and the threesome will ensue with even more intensity than before.

Just as I start to go to browntown, Ben freaks out that our balls were close too touching then ends up losing it all over my thigh. In all my years I never thought that I could be a victim of friendly fire, it's just one of those things that you hear happens to other people, like your uncles or something. (Excerpt from Fred Savage's autobiography "Sex With Granpa"

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Friendly fire - what is it?

The act of accidentally firing upon one's own contingent or allies.

When two friendly LPs encounter each other without realizing it.

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What does "Friendly fire" mean?

Euphemism for when an army fires upon its own forces, usually accidentally.

The army's lack of investigation into the friendly fire incident enraged the relatives of the dead.

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Friendly fire - what does it mean?

A phrase recently popularized by TikTok that refers to a person attacking/throwing shade at someone very similar to, or on the "same team" as them. This is derived from its original meaning: when an army fires upon its own forces.

Fat influencer on TikTok: *condescending tone* "Oh? I'm unhealthy because I'm Fat? -"
Visibly overweight girl dueting her: "Literally yes. Yes."
Comment Section: Friendly fire...

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Friendly fire - meaning

during an act of masterbaition a man (accidentally) ejaculates on his own body. this usually happens when the man is lying down and is most severe when it hits the head area (the top one) and especially the lip

"ewwww, i jus cummed on my lip, thats the worst kind of 'FRIENDLY FIRE'"

*barfff*

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Friendly fire - definition

A small campfire to roast weiners and marshmallows on a stick. Yummy!

Hey kids! Hows about some friendly fire?

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Friendly fire - slang

The ONLY thing the americans can excell at

Yee HA I have a really big let's got blow something up

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Friendly fire

The way the americans think that they can shoot whoever the hell they want and then just turn around and say it doesnt matterits friendly fire it doesnt hurt. Stupid americans

dumbass americans

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Friendly fire

leading cause of casualties in Bush Jr.'s invasion of Iraq

Stupid US Soldier: THIS IS FOR THE CIVIL WAR U BRIT!!!
British Soldier: wait a second...

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Friendly fire

An Oxymoron

Murphy's law: Friendly fire--isn't

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