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What is Freshmanitis?
1. High school or college Freshman acting silly or childishly compared to the surrounding population.
2. General noob behavior
3. A silly, ridiculous, or improbable item or situation.
1. She was freshmaning down the hall...again.
2. So much freshmaning on the internet today!
3. The House is trying to pass that freshmaning bill SOPA.
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Freshmanitis - what is it?
Freshman Type 1: Cocky, stupid, and immature. Probably think that they're still big, even though they're lurking in the shadows of second-year seniors who want to kick their asses.
Freshman Type 2: Quiet and respectful people who despise their counterparts. Make a decent attempt to fit in with the mature people on campus. Often keep their mouths closed until sophmore year.
Type 1: (Making loud siren noises at the lunch table)
Type 2: Dude, can you shut up? you're the reason why people hate freshman.
Type 1: Heeeellll naw. You wanna go?
(Upperclassmen steps in and proceeds to beat the shit out of freshman 1)
What does "Freshmanitis" mean?
a first year student in high school or college. For some reason upperclassmen seem to think that they are the lowest form of human beings ever to walk the earth.
upperclassman: Born 3 or less years ago than me?!? they deserve NO RESPECT!
me: weren't you a freshmen like 2 months ago?
i'm not a freshman, really
Freshmanitis - what does it mean?
Most of the freshman I'm talking about are usually in the 9th grade in high school. There are two types of freshmen:
Type one:
Cocky,self-centered bitches who have not grown up since junior high, and all they care about is getting laid by the senior guys/girls and act like retards for the first 9 months of the year, and may stop just in time for sophomore year or continue to do this, flunk out and end up working at taco bell or taking care of their 2.3 children from their pregnancy during their junior year.
Type two:
Quiet, respectful, kind souls who only want to go to school and go home. They either care about school and/or athletics and end up being successful in school and in real life. They hate the type one kids since they make the freshman name bad, and end up beating their behinds.
A conversation between two freshman girls:
Jackie (type 1): AAY what up, I'm in high school now! I'm gonna sleep with, like, the entire football team!
Andrea (type two): please shut the hell up, your the reason why that upperclassmen hate us, and your just being a thirsty thot. Just because you are a freshman, doesn't mean you are all that.
Jackie: Whatever, you stuck up prude, I'm gonna be the envy of all the hot upperclass men and girls are gonna hate me because I'm more prettier them, and I'm going to rule the school!
Andrea: Ok then, have it your way then, but don't come crying to me when you end up alone, possibly pregnant and a STD.
( Jackie ends up flunking her freshman year, ended up with an STD and gets knocked up by her "ex-boyfriend")
Freshmanitis - meaning
n: (fuh-REHSH-mahn-aye-zuhr): an upperclassman, typically a junior or a senior, who hits on freshman girls, knowing they can get some from them. A hobbies/habits/qualities of freshmanizers include hitting on their current girls' friends, breaking up with them after getting blow jobs, posting YouTube links to crappy songs on their walls, being just "decent"-looking, and having no friends in their own grade. ONE DOES NOT WISH TO BE CALLED A FRESHMANIZER: freshman girls beware.
Kyler Mynes is such a freshmanizer.
Freshmanitis - definition
The act of preying upon freshman girls. Most common freshmanizers are Juniors, followed by Sophmores then Seniors.
Dude! I made varsity freshmanizing this year!
Freshmanitis - slang
A first-year student at a high school or university. Tends to travel in large packs for protection.
There are two types of Freshman. The cocky kind that think they are the shit, and recieve a respective ass kicking. Then there are the ones that realise they are not the shit and give proper respect to upperclassmen.
Freshmanitis
A person who in their first year of college or high school (in most cases only associated with high school). The bottom of the food chain. Each year freshmen get looked down on further and further, only because freshman are becoming more annoying then ever. Usually seen clogging up the halls, taking other peoples lunch spots or just being total dicks to older grades even though they are just freshman. Older grades and teachers most likely make fun of the past few years (0,1,2 years ago) of freshmen just because of how annoying they are/the lack of respect they have. T
Junior: Hey look at those freshmen!
Senior: Damn, they get smaller every year!
Freshman: The fuck did you say to me?
Junior and Senior: The fuck is that guys problem?
Freshmanitis
One of the best, and worst, of the classes in highschool. As 8th graders, these kids were used to receiving respect from younger kids. But as freshman, these kids are now used to receiving 1-3 things: Respect, Bullshit, and for some, Cock. Some freshman see themselves for who they are and respect their fellow upperclassmen, and in return receive LOTS of respect. Others, though, enter highschool with the "I'm better than you" mentality that earns a freshman nothing but well deserved bullshit. Some overly proud freshman are even exiled by their own classmates because they refuse to put up with them. Then, there's those few whorish young freshman who look 18 and go cock hunting. Wow, are we proud of them!
Freshman 1: Hey man, what's up?
Junior 1: Not too much man, nice to meet you!
(Respect = earned)
Freshman 2: Get outta my way!
Senior 1: Whatta bitch.
(Respect NOT earned. Let the Bullshit commence!)
Freshman 3: Ah! I love it!
Senior 2: How old are you? *Shrugs and continues*
Freshmanitis
A freshman is usually a student in their first year of high school. They enjoy stopping in the middle of the hallway to hug their friends during the 6 minute breaks you have between classes. They occasionally think that they are cooler than everyone else, though this does not apply to all freshman.
Freshman girl 1: OH MY GOD!!! JENNIFER! IT'S BEEN LIKE AN HOUR SINCE I LAST SAW YOU!!!
Freshman girl 2: LET'S BLOCK THE HALLWAY AND ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE WHO HAS TO WALK ALL THE WAY ACROSS CAMPUS!!
Freshman girl 1: OKAY!!!