Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'
Guy 1: I live in Frankfurt.
Mr. 2: Which one? Frankfurt/Main or Frankfurt/Oder?
Guy 1: FFS YOU IDIOT! There is only one real Frankfurt->Frankfurt/Main
We should burn down this fking eastern German city that is so poor that it even can't efford an own name.