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What is Fijian?An epithet or slur used by Fijians of European descent toward their indigenous counterparts. Coined in the late 1800s, by colonials, due to the (pink)layers of skin showing after a whipping. “You see that dirty aboriginal over there? His back is seriously scarred!” Fijian - meme gifFijian - videoFijian - what is it?To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need: LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night? What does "Fijian" mean?When you match how loud your roommates are having sex in hopes of mutually concealing the evidence. It was my parents' anniversary last night so I had to pull a Dirty Fijian Fijian - what does it mean?The act of using a tazer while in bed so that your partner flops around like a fish out of water, sort of like an electrically assisted donkey punch. Dude, I was nailing Kim the other night and she wanted to try something different, so I pulled out the tazer and shocked her for a few seconds. She flopped around like a Fijian mermaid. Fijian - meaningan indigenous people of Fiji A Fijian is a native of Fiji Fijian - definitionA sexy, charismatic friendly human being. Wow, he's such a nice guy. Fijian - slangThere are 2 definitions of a Fijian: Pritesh - Indo Fijian FijianFijians - Hospitable but in great need for procrastination gene extraction. The warmth they shower you with when you reach their shores is genuine. They are unrivaled in terms of their smiles but behind this lurks grand-daddies who were still cannibals just 200 years ago so don't push it with them - especially when on a boat. They can be crushingly sweet if you impress them with your manners but watch out for prolonged but gentle shaking: they are pissed off my friend. There is only one thing that paralyses them to the point of non-function: farting out loud in church: they must not be seen 'laughing' in church. Rugby is a national passion, the players are also passionately linked to Tyson's tendency to bite ears. Without any sense of time, to meet them at 2pm, one must suggest a midday meeting time unless you like waiting for two hours and then NOT get an explanation: c'est normal: this is called 'fiji time'. Being former British subjects, their laws are still penal, you can still be charged with sodomy but a crowd favourite/drawer is the smattering of gay shows all year around. Do not ask for directions, there is a national response: over there. Do not be offended by the questions: it is a national obsession. They will speak correct english if they have to otherwise, one needs to listen well to get the general drift of the fij-lish. (Eg provided) Tourist: Hello |
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