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What is Field Hockey?
A fast, technical game played by 11 players men or women requiring high levels of skill and fitness.
One of the few sports where spectators can use the shouts - "come inside her" or "nice twat" to brilliant effect.
All hockey goalkeepers are mental.
Oh you play field hockey, so you must be gay.
Yes. So are you
Field Hockey - video
Field Hockey - what is it?
A popular sport among many highschool and college lesbians.
"I didn't know Jenny was a dyke?"
"Yah, she plays field hockey"
"Oh"
What does "Field Hockey" mean?
Sadly its a group of girls who wish they were as badass as ice hockey (or the real hockey, I thought that I should specify to avoid confusion)players so they grab half a stick put on some preppy uniforms and run around in a field chasing butterflys. Then later say that its just as good if not better then hockey (ice). Which well everyone knows is just a joke (hahahalololololhaharofl).
Girl: Dude were you at the field hockey game last night we totally killed our rivals
Guy: No I went to the Hockey game
Girl: Yeah thats what I'm talking about the field hockey game
Guy: No Ice Hockey, the real hockey
Girl: Oh
Guy: Yeah it's so much better the players actually carry real sticks
Girl: but.... well.... umm... i guess your right
Guy: yeah I no I am, hey do you want to go to the dance with me?
Girl: Oh, um I'm a lesbian
Guy: Oh that sucks, but its kinda hot...
Field Hockey - what does it mean?
Field Hockey is the worst sport ever. You hit a lacrosse ball with some sticks that look like penises or cherry pipes. It is a direct rip off of hockey. I would rather watch WNBA than field hockey. I have more fun playing floor hockey in P.E. than thinking about floor hockey.
*having sex*
Normal person- Hay babe tell me more about yourself
Girl- Well I play field hockey
*Man pulls out and walks down the street to the bridge naked, then shoots himself in the head and falls in the water for having sex with a field hockey chick*
Field Hockey - meaning
A sport played on a rectangular field having a netted goal at each end, in which two teams of 11 aggressive and determined girls each compete in driving a small leather-covered ball into the other's goal, each player is equipped with a stick having a curved end or blade that is flat on one side and rounded on the other.
The girls played field hockey at school on the weekend.
Field Hockey - definition
The best hockey out there. More civilized than Ice hockey and just plain better than floor and rollor. It's an olympic sport that also has many world cups and a large fan base. Some of the best in the world are men too; Teun De Nooijer, Jaimie Dwyer, Nate Coolidge, Christopher Zeller. But women dominate in the U.S. with Amy Tran, Kate Barber (retired), Dina Rizzo, Jen Long, ect. One tough ass sport where you sweat blood from all the running, break fingers and backs to no end, and sculpt perfect quads from being low so often.
example one
Kim: "What are you doing after school?"
Leah: "Hockey practice, I was the rage in the cage last night agianst Ridley."
Kim: "Oh I quit hockey because it was so tough and I can't run as well as the other girls even though I'm on track."
Leah: "It's okay, not everyone can be great enough to play."
example two
Bob: "only lesbians play field hockey"
Ashley: "if thats true than I'm the hottest lesbian you've ever seen."
Bob: "true that"
Field Hockey - slang
The best sport ever created. Played mostly by girls. Guys wish they could play. The uniforms are awesome most of the time. The goalies are courageous and some look like they are on steroids. The stick actually doesn't look like a hockey stick that much it is shaped like a "J". The balls are big (That's what she said) and solid. It is easy to get injured but the players are so damn fine that they don't care.
when people say they are going to play the best sport ever immeditaly assume they mean field hockey
Field Hockey
Field Hockey- One of the Best Sports Out there.. For the Absoulute Hottest!! Girls!!
A sport that takes speed, endurance and perseverance, to score a goal, YES!!.. IT IS HOCKEY!!.. just on the FIELD.. (FIELD HOCKEY), WITH SIMILAR rules..WITH similar sticks, and no the Girls are NOT Lesbians..THEY work hard and during conditioning they practice every single minute of every single day..
For Field Hockey Players there is NO OFF SEASON
Field Hockey players are #1, and it is ONE of the BEST SPORTS out there!!
So if you date a Field Hockey player (girl) DON'T ever let her go!!
AND AGAIN THE GIRLS ARE NOT LESBIANS.. THEY'RE STRAIGHT!!
AND JV. AND VARSITY FIELD HOCKEY ARE AWESOME !!
FIELD HOCKEY....
Hockey has long been the domain of Asian countries. European and North American countries have never been too keen on that sport, although some European countries do indulge in the game. For those of you who do not know much about the game, it comprises two teams of eleven players each. There is a small hard disc known as the puck, which the players have to manoeuvre into the opponent's goal post using their hockey sticks. The goalkeeper has to try his best to save the goal and thereby prevent the opponent team from scoring. Each team has the objective of making the maximum number of goals within a specified time limit, which is the duration of the match.
Kinds of HOCKEY:
Hockey today, is just not restricted to the regular game played on a grassy field or an artificial tuft. There are various kinds or versions of hockey that people play these days. The other types of hockey, which are quite popular, are.
• Ice hockey
• Roller hockey
Field Hockey
The most amazing sport to ever be created. Consisting of a team of at least 11 or more determined, in shape, atheltic girls (or guys!) and a pretty brave goalkeeper. The forwards, mid-fielders and sometimes defense sprint up and down the field for an extended amount of time. Often referred to as a "Lesbian sport". HAHAHA no. Why don't you try running up and down a field non-stop for almost an hour? Excatly. Most people can't. Field Hockey is physically demanding and full of skill players devolp over weeks and weeks at a time. Goalies have hard plastic balls flying at them at 60 MPH. Field players are getting whacked by sticks (wood or composite). and are constantly getting knocked over, tripped, and hit. But let me be the first to say, NOTHING is better than hearing the ball whack into the back of the goal. So next time you make fun of Field Hockey, go try it and see how you do.
Marvin: "Hey did you see the field hockey game yesterday?"
Harry: "Yeah I have no clue how those girls run for 50 minutes straight."
Marvin: "Right? It seems pretty hard. I respect th
Field Hockey
Actually a really cool sport. Played primarily by girls (and guys too!), it’s a sport that’s similar to soccer and ice hockey. It’s just as physically demanding as any other sport, possibly even more because the style of the game means that the midfield escpecially has to run quite a long distance. Stick skills and passing skills are hard to learn and become good.
I honestly thought the sport seemed stupid before I started to play it. Give it a try.
Ignorant person: field hockey is only played by unathletic pussies and lesbians.
Educated person: I gave it a shot and
I really enjoyed it! It can be very physically demanding but also extremely rewarding. (and only one of the players on my team is a lesbian. most of them are super hot girls with great butts and boyfriends.)