Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Coolidge?

An extreme or "advanced" degree of "Silent Cal" tutoring in the art of keepin' yer trap shut and/or using as few words as possible to get your point across. 'Nuff said.

I am so glad that international phoning-rates have been drastically reduced over the past decades... if you were still charged several dollars per word, you'd practically need Coolidge-level training to be able to afford one of those beastly calls!

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Coolidge - what is it?

Calvin Coolidge is a term used to define anybody that looks like, acts like, or is an actual pedophile. You can also use other terms to refer to a Calvin Coolidge, such as Coolidge, CC (Dub-C), Calvidge, Candy Man, Mr. Coolidge or the word Pedophile itself. Calvin Coolidge's favorite place to take underage children is to the candy store.

This word also relates with the term dippin.

Mike: "Hey, look! It's Calvin Coolidge and his 16 year old girlfriend!"
Coolidge: "I haven't done anything with her!"
Mike: "Yeah right, I just saw you two dippin' at the candy store!"

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What does "Coolidge" mean?

Based on the Coolidge Effect where men or women exhibit sexual interest whenever a new partner is introduced. The Coolidge chain refers to the prior partners someone has had due to complying to the Coolidge Effect.

"Hey, did you see Sarah?"
- "Yeah, she is part of Brad's Coolidge chain. Afterward, Brad managed to get Ashley in his Coolidge chain."

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Coolidge - what does it mean?

The 30th President of the United States of America, and quite possibly one of the greatest executives this Republic has ever had in modern times.

Calvin Coolidge remains the last truly conservative president who governed as small government, limited spending, and liberty-minded executive.

Regarded as a somewhat taciturn man in private, and generally very temperate. His presidency saw the nation through the "Roaring Twenties", and is very noted for his laissez-faire (literally "hands-off") economic policy.

He stands in contrast to his successor, Herbert Hoover, whose excessive economic interventionism (much like those of Presidents G.W. Bush and B.H. Obama in the early 21st century) brought about substantial economic ruin.

Calvin Coolidge would be considered a paleoconservative by today's understanding of politics.

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Coolidge - meaning

Basically the principal that men are more sexually attracted and aroused to new females after a certain amount of time. The term comes from an old joke according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were at a government farm one day and were taken around on separate tours. Mrs. Coolidge, passing the chicken pens, inquired of a supervisor whether the lone rooster was sufficient, given the many hens in the chicken flock.

"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."

Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"

"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."

"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"

Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.

"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.

"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."

The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.

"I mean, I love her and all... But i'm just SO greedy. Sometimes, I hate the Coolidge Effect. Luckily she's bisexual."

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Coolidge - definition

Jack Coolidge Is A Very Obese Kid Who Abuses His Mom For Money And Pisses In Bottles And Shits Himself And Is More Fake Then Nikki Minajs Body

Becky:Omg Did You See Jack Coolidge He's So Obese And Ugly

Josephine:Omg I did He Needs To Lose Mad Weight And Not Abuse His Mom And Piss In Bottles

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Coolidge - slang

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.

Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

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Coolidge

anything that is cool or tyte or whatever you say when you like something.

girl: I'm going to the left bamboozle concert! can you believe it?!?!
guy: coolidge!

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Coolidge

Coolidge is simply a variation of cool

Bob: I've got a new Macintosh
John: Coolidge!

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Coolidge

the act of losing one's cool, flipping out, taking a fit.

Bob went coolidge at his boss when he was passed over for the promotion and the swat team had to be called in.

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