Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Festie?

(noun) A person who lives to go to music festivals. A sort of lovechild of a hippie and a raver. Commonly sporting one or two dreadlocks and/or a partially shaved head. Loves face paint, henna, anything glow-in-the-dark, tattoos, music (especially dubstep, electronic, indie, folk, alternative), eastern/new age themed religions, hallucinogens and hula hoops. They generally refer to festivals as "home." Rainbow Gathering and Burning Man are the Meccas of festies.

Joanna and all of her festy friends rented a bus to drive to Burning Man.

Mitch: I can't even afford toilet paper, man. I bought tickets to Sasquatch, Coachella, Shambhala, AND Burning Man.
Joe: Dude, you're such a festy.
Mitch: What can I say. Festivals are home.

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Festie - what is it?

My ex boyfriend fuck off tom

Tom is festy

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What does "Festie" mean?

Those who frenquent renfaires as customers, often with seasons passes, but who are not part of the performing cast or otherwise work for the renfaire (ie. rennies). Usually some sort of badges are worn by workers and performers of a renfair as proof that they are employees. Because they add to the general atmosphere of a renfaire, most renfaires encourage festies to wear garb, thus creating the need for the badges to tell worker from patron.

They're not rennies, they're festies.

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Festie - what does it mean?

"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.

Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.

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Festie - meaning

A homosexual guy who receives a bottle of Snapple (or any fruitdrink) up his anus by his father.

This dude is a real Festis.

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Festie - definition

Adjective. Bad, disgusting, undesirable, revolting. Backconstruction from verb "fester".

"Awww, Mum! That broccoli is really festy."

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Festie - slang

A music festival generally lasting several days.

Are you going to that festie in nor cal this summer?

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Festie

Someone who goes to a lot of music festivals.

It does have the connotation of someone who gets wasted and parties while attending these festivals, but the overall meaning is based on simply frequenting festivals.

"So you said Steve might be coming to forest this year?"

"Yeah, but I don't think it's gonna happen, he's not much of a festie."

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Festie

A fake bestie, someone who once was your best friend but then showed that they are a fake bitch

Julia is turning into my festie, did you hear what she said about me?”

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Festie

Gilrs who think they are 'besties' after meeting for the first time when they are high:

"Oh my god, you are my soul mate! YOU are my festie!"

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