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What is Fassbender?
A sexy Irish-German actor. Most famous for his performances in movies such as Hunger, Jane Eyre, 300 and X-Men: First Class as well as TV series such as Band of Brothers.
He has a notable bromance with X Men co-star James Mcavoy. Fans refer to them as 'Fassavoy' and in interviews between the two they seem to spend the whole time flirting with each other.
Due to his wide smile that shows both rows of his teeth he is often referred to as a shark.
Fangirl 1: Have you seen X-Men: First Class yet, Michael Fassbender is gorgeous in it!
Fangirl 2: I know he is such a handsome shark! And him and James Mcavoy are so obviously in love!
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Fassbender - what is it?
To catch someone off guard or throw them a curveball
He proceeded to pull a Fassbender on me by approaching me from behind and saying in my ear “uhhhh”
What does "Fassbender" mean?
a bitch that will crush a girls heart in 5 seconds after flirting with her for 2 months if you ever meet a dylan back away from him cuz hes a jerk but at the same time the best singer but failing grades & just cant treat a lady right & always makes a fool out of himself
i hate dylan fassbender so much
Fassbender - what does it mean?
The foremost description for a bearded illustrator chap named Dan. Also the surname of a home-erotic actor with a panchant for Greek Mythology
"Oi Dan you fassbender."
Fassbender - meaning
When one actor is the only redeeming quality of a movie.
Or: Trying to safe a group project alone by doing all the heavy lifting and fail.
"The last X-men and Alien movies were at least fessbendered, let's see how the next reboot will be..."
"I tried to fassbender the presentation, so my group almost passed the class."
Fassbender - definition
to very obviously derive too much enjoyment from one's work.
Irish actor Michael Fassbender spends the entirety of 300 grinning like an idiot, showing us all how to fassbender one's way through life.
Fassbender - slang
(noun) To masturbate vigorously, while putting 3 fingers in your anus. More than 3 fingers do not constitute a fassbender.
This type of masturbation tries to explain the sexual conflict Michael Fassbender put himself into in the movie "Shame", as he engaged intercourse with both male and female partners.
1. "After that girl rejected me, I went home and had a fassbender, while I was crying and eating ice cream."
2. "Hey guys! Let's watch The Expendables and have multiple fassbenders!"
Fassbender
To behave in the manner of Michael Fassbender. To consistently exhibit outrageous sexual and deviant behavior until everyone around you is also having fun.
Let's start fassbending and get this party started.
Fassbender
A fancy term for premature ejaculation for when you're losing the erection so quickly that it will start to sag within seconds, thus resulting in a fasst-bend.
Although many men have fassbender problems, some have the ability to turn the frown upside down by making a fassbender knot.
Fassbender
1. (verb) An attempt to seduce or entice a female into an amorous or sexual situation; often facilitated through an intense, non-verbal stare. Derived from actor Michael Fassbender's powerful performance in the 2011 film Shame.
2. (adjective) To display the qualities of Fassbendering.
1. Last night was a total success - my buddy and I Fassbendered a couple of girls at the bar and woke up in their apartment.
2. Did you see the Fassbender look that handsome guy just gave me? I know who I'm going home with tonight...