What is Fartnite?

Something to say in response to being called dumb, or idiotic. Its significance stems from it being nonsensical.

A: What's rigatoni?
B: Oh I know that, isn't it that thing where your muscles get stiff after you die?
C: No no no isn't it that cartoon about those two smart guys?
D: you guys are so dumb, Rigatoni is a type of pasta.
B and C: fartnite barbeque burger.

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Fartnite - video

Fartnite - what is it?

When minecraft users and their fans get a hold of a new meme they ruin it like this.

Jim: Do you want to play fortnite later?
Minecraft youtuber: You mean fartnite?
Jim: *Dies*

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What does "Fartnite" mean?

When your in the middle of an intense battle in fortnite and you shit your pants as you get shotgunned in the face

Dude I fartnited all over my couch but it wasn’t my fault he came out of no where

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Fartnite - what does it mean?

when u get an erection from getting a victory royale that a fart comes out

for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite

OHHHHHH NO WAY I JUST KILLED NINJA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *ejaculation*

oop guess i just pulled a fartnite

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Fartnite - meaning

Fartnite is what people like to call fortnite because the game is shit. Fuckboys and nerds post their fortnite dubs on snapchat and everyone could give 0 fucks that they won.

1. I just posted my fortnite dub.

2. You mean fartnite?

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Fartnite - definition

CORRECT spelling of that game.

Person 1: "Hello, friend. Do you want to play fortnite with me?"
Person 2: "It's actually called fartnite."
Person 1: "Ew and you're wrong."
Person 2: "Nope. Fartnite is indeed dumb. So smart people like me call it fartnite. Now leave me alone and navigate away from my ass."

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