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What is Fart Ninja?

To fart without hearing or feeling it. Often occurs when the person needs to use the bathroom to take a #2.

I was lying in bed under my covers and my ninja fart almost made me sick!

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Fart Ninja - video

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Fart Ninja - what is it?

blowing it at the worst possible time. messing up in the least expected way when everything else is perfect. picture a ninja on a mission. climbing buildings, jumping roofs, tiptoeing here and there. and just as he's right above some enemy samurai or something, at the most crucial time, the ninja rips a loud squeaky fart. buweeet!!!

i finally got alone with that chick ive had my eye on, but i proceeded to rip a ninja fart when i talked to the fifty year old prostitute instead.

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What does "Fart Ninja" mean?

Basically a "silent but deadly" fart. These characteristics describe a ninja. Silent and deadly...

Alex: Okay, what the hell is that smell and where did it come from?!
Jake: Somebody just had a bad ninja fart!

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Fart Ninja - what does it mean?

The act of putting your hand over your butt, farting into your hand, closing your and entrapping the fart, and then throwing it into some one elses face like a ninja throws a star.

Samantha ninja farted Courtney!

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Fart Ninja - meaning

1) when you are on Skype (or other voice chat services) and hit mute before letting one blow.
2) one of many random secondlife POP gesturbations

Bro, I just ninja farted.
Lolwut?

<3 Ninja Fart Pop <3

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Fart Ninja - definition

Silent, butt supremely smelly flatulence.

I love to release my ninja farts when I am standing on the diving board before a dive. It really fucks up the next competitor.

I also love to release my ninja farts while getting my salad tossed by a male prostitute.

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Fart Ninja - slang

A silent fart that someone sneeeeeks in after someone else has a noisy fart, so that everyone thinks the stink belongs to the first asshole.

Innocent Bystander: Ewww Kate, that fart is rank.
Kate: Nah, that's Dani's ninja fart. She been stinkin it up all day, cuza dat nasty hamachi she be eatin.
Dani: Eh, heh heh. You caught my ninja.
Innocent Bystander: Ew Dani. Not cool.

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Fart Ninja

The act of releasing a totally disgusting and gross fart without a sound. Hence the term, silent but deadly!

While watching TV, Carol cut a ninja fart that grossed out her boyfriend. Since there was no sound, she was able to blame the dog! Her boyfriend almost puked and the dog ran away!

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Fart Ninja

A silent, yet super stinky fart.

I love to release my Ninja Farts just before exiting the elevator.

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Fart Ninja

One who covers their nose with the collar of their shirt to avoid the odor of a heinous fart, thus resembling a ninja.

After eating all that broccoli,I turned the whole dinner party into a bunch of fart ninjas.

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