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What is Facepalm?
When words can't express the fail enough.
Bob: The Lions are the best football team!
Jim: And why would that be?
Bob: They went like 30-0 in the season!!!
Jim: *Facepalm*
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Facepalm - video
Facepalm - what is it?
adj. The act of hitting one's face with the palm of one's hand to signify that explaining how stupid what was just said or done (in words) JUST DOESN'T WORK!!!
N/B When additionally something as stupid or stupider is said while you are facepalming, you are socially required to do a rare 'double facepalm,' wherein the subject (you) hits the back of their first hand with the palm of the other
N/B/N/B There cannot be a triple facepalm, when such a thing is required, decapitate the offender with your teeth
*subject one: "dude, I just tagged you on MyBook"
*subject two: *facepalm*
*subject one: " Wait, no, it's FaceSpace isn't it?"
*subject two: *double facepalm* "Ow, my face!"
*subject one: " Do you need a healthpack man?"
*subject two: "Triple facepalm."
*subject one: *facepalm* "Dude, it just doesn't work!"
What does "Facepalm" mean?
When you can't even articulate in any known Human language how retarded someone's behavior was...
Person1: I always thought Europe was a Country
Person2: Facepalm
Facepalm - what does it mean?
An expression where the person slaps his open hand against his face and leaves it there awhile, usually used to show how flabbergasted you are over the stupidity of something just said.
Angry Video Game Nerd: Go left again
"VIC 20 The Count" game (message on screen): Use 1 or 2 words only.
AVGN: OK, I've got two words; fuck you!
Game (screen message)": "Don't know how to FUCK something"
AVGN: (facepalm)
Facepalm - meaning
The action of the palm of your hand hitting your face in an "are you kidding me" sort of manor. Normally done when you ask your friend a question and they reply with something stupid or completely not of matter.
When Jessica replied to the "how many states are there?" with "wait, Cuba makes 53 right?" I facepalmed.
Facepalm - definition
The expression that can make ever facepalmers facepalm
Javier flores: " I can't believe u did that CJ *facepalm* ow i hit myself in the eye."
CJ: *facepalm*
Facepalm - slang
The act of hitting ones face with ones palm. Similar to headdesk. Often used in online chat as *facepalm* to describe the opposite persons complete and utter stupidity. Yeah, doesn't work so well with glasses.
Blonde Person: Wait. You don't hold the knife by the pointy end?
Chef: *FACEPALM* (repeated facepalms)
Facepalm
Because words are not suitable to describe how dumb that was.
Random Ass Dude: HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
Sophisticated Dude: *Facepalm*
Facepalm
When something happens that is the most disappointingly stupid thing to say or do ; Words cannot express the patheticness of anything that deserves a facepalm.
Guy 1: I made a fake facebook account to talk to my ex about me.
Guy 2: *Facepalm*
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Facepalm
The act of placing ones palm on the front of their own face, mainly in disgust or from annoyance.
That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard! *facepalm*