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What is Face Off?
To settle an argument two men stand face to face and feverishly masterbate. The first to ejaculate on the other wins.
Today Rick and Barry really got into it. It ended up in a face off and when the smoke cleared you could really tell by the mess who won, poor Barry he was a real mess.
Face Off - video
Face Off - what is it?
When someone smokes so much weed that they can't feel their face.
I can't smoke anymore, I'm so faces off.
What does "Face Off" mean?
(v.) A hockey metaphor meaning to compete; to face an adverary; to confront.
Ugh! My performance review is today and I have to face off with my boss!
Face Off - what does it mean?
Having an intense conversation with some on facebook;
When you argue with someone on facebook
Last night i was having a really heated face off with Ashley.
Face Off - meaning
to tell someone in no uncertain terms to go away and leave you alone
"You know what, you can Face Off", "Three in a bed and the little one said - Face Off"
Face Off - definition
When you are walking along and then you are faced with someone else in front of you. You then attempt to side-step out of the way, only to have them step the same way, thus blocking your forward progression once more. You then side-step again to get out of the way only to have them do the same action. This repeats until finally you both stop and work it out. See Face Off Breaker
"I was just walking down the street and I got in a Face Off with this bitch"
Face Off - slang
The act of catching a man's ejactulate in one's hand then taking said hand and slapping the man in the face.
"Girl, I can't believe you caught him cheating! Next time you hook up, give him the face off and leave his ass for good"
Face Off
To compulsively run your fingers down another persons face in the creepy style of Nicolas Cage/John Travolta in Face/Off.
'I love you honey'
Runs fingers down face in the style of Face Off.
'I love you too dear'
Runs fingers down face.
'I love the dog as well'
Runs fingers down dogs face.
'Wuf'
Dogs runs paw down face.
'Honey i think we have some kind of infectious disease.'
Face Off
A competitive drinking game in which two opponents simultaneously take a shot of the gnarliest booze available, all the while staring each other in the eye.
- A referee is elected to examine the Face Off and once the shots have been taken, he/she determines which opponent kept the straightest face throughout the match.
- The winner is then exempt from further Face Offs and the loser must continue Facing Off against other opponents until he/she is able to keep a straight face.
- The torch is then passed when the loser finally wins a Face Off, and the game continues.
A Face Off is often the only solution in a dispute between two intoxicated individuals ranting about who can hold their liquor, or maybe (if drunk enough) arguing about something completely unrelated.
Face Off
A game in which you and your homies all sit in a line crouched over with your head near your genitalia. The game continues with everyone masturbating with a goal of ejaculating onto your own face. Last person to ejaculate must lick the goodness off of all the other player's faces.
Those failing to ejaculate on one's face due to poor aim or velocity are automatic losers.
"Hey man lets face off tonight"
"Jimmy totally licked cum off my face cause he lost face off"