An expression from the town of Blackburn in Northern England to describe an vacuous headed individual who speaks with a mono tonal drone.
To be a Furness you would be devoid of personal social skills, and have a social network totally reliant on an internet connection. Furness's have been known to set up personal websites to create an illusion of self importance, of course everyone will know this. Furness's are not adverse to using bigland to get there own way, or to dominate there internet social peers.
Furness's have personal traits that include childishness, and stubbornness. Furness's are also to known to have lower than average intelligence and work in unskilled and mundane occupations (e.g. Restaurants / Factories)
a band that has a really bad singer that cant sing for the life of him and they try to have fans but people only clap at the end because they feel bad for the 3 retards that make up FUR, god!
1. A Fundamentally Unhealthy Relationship. Usually one in which you were embroiled in so deeply that you either couldn't or didn't want to escape from until it was too late. Can involve loss of money, dignity, friends, limbs, internal organs, etc.
2. The person with whom you are currently or were formerly involved in a Fundamentally Unhealthy Relationship.
I was at a party when my FURwalked in and started making out with my boss. My 80 year old boss.