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What is FOX News?
Biased right-wing propaganda machine created solely for the sake of brainwashing and misleading the people with alternative facts. Their shows are mostly garbage, especially Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson. Fox News shouldn't even be called "news", it's more entertainment than anything else. Their only good anchor is Shepard Smith, who is one of their only journalists.
Some Random Guy: Hey, do you watch Fox News?
Some Random Guy's Friend: No, why would I watch right-wing propaganda?
Some Random Guy: Because everything they say is true, and anyone who proves it wrong is considered part of the left-wing media!
Some Random Guy: Wow... you must have been hooked on Fox News... it's like a drug that you can't cure from.
Some Random Guy's Friend: You better not watch CNN or MSNBC, they are just liberal mouthpieces.
Some Random Guy: I know... but it's much, much better than watching white supremacists talk about how bad illegal immigration is and how they keep discussing Uranium One even though it's been debunked by one of their LEGITIMATE hosts, Shep Smith.
Some Random Guy's Friend: I can agree with you on that one.
FOX News - video
FOX News - what is it?
The propaganda wing of the Republican Party.
Fox News = propaganda to scare ignorant people into voting Republican.
What does "FOX News" mean?
National Republican Bullshit Network. Watched by ignorant, gun-toting, flag-waving ultra-nationalistic right-wing Christian fundamentalists who think George Bush is the new fucking Messiah or something; basically, the scum of American society who, if they had their way, would turn America in a fascistic police state in order to feel safe from the "terrorists" (aka: "brown people").
Fox News is only good for laughing at the bullshit those worthless Republicans like to spew. If you want a real source of news, go the independent route.
FOX News - what does it mean?
Fake Obnoxious Xenophobes who watch a propaganda news network.
Stupid Marty watches FOX news because he didn’t pass 5th grade.
FOX News - meaning
See "Speculation."
Dude, did you see that FOX News report? They actually reported that you can get herpes from Beer Pong!
FOX News - definition
A 'media' just as fake as the CNN. Fox News claims to be "fair and balanced", but they are probably further right than Donald Trump is himself. Like the CNN, they have a propensity to spout pseudoscience, racist articles and conspiracy theories. In short, FOX News is the same as the CNN in terms of factual reporting, but with a right wing bias, whereas CNN leans more towards the left.
"Black lives matter says it stands with Hamas terrorists in Israeli conflict" The last time I checked, BLM is a group to raise awareness of the inequalities black people are facing systemically. Right wing whataboutery at it's finest. Of course this article has been proven to be false.
"NASA fudged the numbers to make 1998 the hottest yer to overstate the extent of global warming" - More Anti climate change pseudoscience to downplay the seriousness of climate change to encourage the feeble minded anti-science conspiracy theorists that the scientists are lying to us about the severity of climate change. Again, this article has been disproven by fact checkers.
"Biden's climate requirements" will "cut 90% of red meat from diet" to a "max 4 lbs per year" and "one burger per month.- Right this rumour started because of the British Tabloid called "Daily Mail" who posts far right, racist bullshit. Daily Mail bring Daily Mail subtly linked it to a 2020 study on meat consumption, though the study is completely unrelated to politics or global issues going on in the world. Joe Biden mentioned nothing about reducing red meat consumption at the White House as to alleviate climate change.
FOX News- fAiR aNd BaLaNcEd
FOX News - slang
The sub rosa propaganda wing of the Republican party and the Bush administration. Made up of no good, low life, lying, rotton, four flushing, sons of bitches who specialized in talking out of both sides of their mouth at the same time.
Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly are the loudest windbags on the network.
FOX News
The news your grandpa watches.
Also prescribed by your TV to lose brain cells.
Grandpa stop yelling at FOX News about politics!
FOX News
A pesudo-crazy X-TREME Right-Wing News Channel that thinks that Liberals with Communist/COBRA backing are Destroying America. Their stronghold (Fort Sarah Palin) is located in the Northern Hinterlands of Alaska, right next to the world's only Yeti preservation. They also have a secret Volcano Base (Fort Dubya) located by Dr. Evil's (A staunch Liberal, and CEO of Starbucks) Super-Secret Volcano Cidatel, who often launches attacks on them because they load his TV/Supercomputers with lots of Right-Wing/Dwarf Porn Spam.
The motto of FOX News is "Fair and Balanced*", but should be "Fairly Biased."
*Yeah right.
FOX News
an Orwellian TV "news" network owned by sensationophile Rupert Murdock. They spew biased "conservative" reports, politically biased claptrap and cutesy-wutesy reports as well as "instant live reports" on so-called celebrities as a way of providing a narcotic for the masses.
I was having breakfast in a hotel lounge in Owensboro, Kentucky last year and the big-screen TV was tuned to FOX News. There was a "Special Report" - Paris Hilton had just been released from the slammer. Whoopie-fucking-doo. People in the lounge were muttering like a bunch of gibbon monkeys: "Paris Hilton, yeah. Nadder nadder nadder..." The hosers that pretended to be news reporters - a middle-age bimbo with a real bad bleach blonde hair job, crossing her legs and wearing makeup smeared on her face, along with two male shallow pinheads with their conformist hairdos and dark blue suits just would not STFU. I wish I had a revolver with me - I would've shot the fucking TV, shattering the screen into shards, you know - like Elvis is known for doing sometimes. TV news today is just unbelievably dumb and full of shit, but the (F)ucking (O)bnoxious (X)enophobe network is probably the worst. Everybody, rise up, gather round, watch some FOX News and become a mindless droid. Never mind thinking for yourself, we'll give you your beliefs for you! Here's the shit. Come and get it!