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What is FLAPPY BIRD?
The gift uncalled for yet addictive of a bird flapping through these green pipes. This lil fat fucky ugly piece of shit cannot support himself for more than 0.1 seconds. In order to get through you have to tap constantly but no too much or else he will go to high but, not too less or else he will fucking fall face down to the ground like the lil bastard he is and die. To whoever made this....God help you...
WARNING: This Game May Have the Following: frustration, addiction, sadness, anger, depression, people destroying their electronics and/or maybe harming others.
John: dude is that Flappy Bird? what is your score?
Jase: maan i doin great made up to 8!
John: aww dude you uck im on 34 and my bro is on 162..yeh dude its so possible
Jase:...ah! imma hurt you bro go away!
FLAPPY BIRD - video
FLAPPY BIRD - what is it?
A piece of shit game that will piss you the fuck off.
"Hey man what happened to your phone?"
" I was playing flappy bird then I destroyed it."
What does "FLAPPY BIRD" mean?
A disturbingly addictive game created by Satan himself. If you choose to play this game, yet do not have the willpower to delete it, you will either burn in the ninth circle of hell or smash your phone. More likely the latter. The bird looks like a cross of a shrunken Seasame Street character and a minecraft chicken. You must tap him, for he can't seem to get his pixilated body to fly by itself, to make him fly through badly spaced pipes that someone should probably call a plumber to fix. I digress. Just don't play flappy bird if you aren't prepared for the satanic repercussions.
*Plays flappy bird* *finds self in the ninth circle of hell, burning at the stake*
FLAPPY BIRD - what does it mean?
Don't play flappy bird.
FLAPPY BIRD - meaning
flappy bird is a fucking dumb ass bird that can't fly with fucking stupid ass green tubes and fucking stupid ass bushes and fucking stupid buildings in the background and a fucking dumb as ugly bird that has huge ass lips thinking it rules you when in reality you can fucking delete the shit out of it but you can't at the same time because you're too fucking in to it like it's a god damn pet bird that you can't abandon even though it doesn't need food or shit because it feeds off of your tears that you make because you're so fucking angry with yourself for losing all the god damn time.
"yo what's your high score on flappy bird"
"shut the fuck up"
FLAPPY BIRD - definition
If you would like to keep your sanity, I would recommend not getting this game
Flappy Bird is fun but very aggravating
FLAPPY BIRD - slang
Satans Hell Hole.
"Hey Frank , want to go play Flappy Bird together?"
"Actually, I was thinking about committing suicide by myself, but thank you for the offer."
FLAPPY BIRD
A floppy penis.
It is also a shitty game that sucks ass and people commited suicide over it. The guy that came up with the game "flappy bird" was probably obsessed with big floppy penises.
Last night, I slapped your mom across the face with my flappy bird and she loved it.
This game flappy bird is pissing me off. i'm going to kill my self.
FLAPPY BIRD
a game app created by satan himself
there's this little fucking yellow bird that looks like a retard with a giant eyeball and huge ass fucking red lips and no legs and little wings and is fat as fuck,, this little fat fuck cant even hold his fucking body up for two seconds, so you have to tap him to turn him on and get him flappin or else he goes straight fucking down and dies and lands on his fucking face
his only purpose in life is to fucking flap and get through the green pipes and die. why? because he doesnt have his priorities straight, and all he fucking does is fucking struggle to keep his fat ass up in the air while flying through an endless city through these dumb ass fucking green pipes
i personally think hes the way he is to mess with the people playing his game. his goal is to make all of the victims that fall prey to his sick fucking addictive game mentally unstable. smash in their 200 dollar devices over the anger his game gives his victims. he fools everyone into thinking its just a simple game with a simple goal - get through the green pipes and don't die. but no, he makes it hard as fuck to keep his fat ass in the air and dodge the green pipes.
all im saying is that if u wanna be mentally stable do not download the app
flappy bird is a fatass
FLAPPY BIRD
Flappy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits pipes on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to tap to make him fly. He is also blind an has a vagina for a god damn mouth.
"Hey man you played flappy bird?"
"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"
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