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What is Expert?/x, spurt/ I am not an expert, why would I want to be an "unknown drip under pressure"! Expert - meme gifExpert - videoExpert - what is it?Someone with a blog or a dude with an opinion. Daily Kos, some dude on the street, the old guy next to you at your cousin's wedding, the guest "expert" on whatever talk radio show you're listening to. What does "Expert" mean?Ex (a former) spurt (a drip under pressure) adam "don't worry eve I'm an expert" Expert - what does it mean?(1.)Someone Who thinks they knew how to do something but actually just screwed everything up. (2.)Someone who goes into a serious explanation of doing something fairly simple or unimportant like how to drive a bumper car. (3.) When something just doesn't work how you want it to. (4.) an Idiot...Nub for 1st def: Expert - meaningExperting is someone widely recognized as a reliable source of technique or skill whose faculty for judging or deciding rightly, justly, or wisely is accorded authority and status by their peers or the public in a specific well-distinguished domain. Experting is amazing. Expert - definitiona person who knows everything about everything; kent kovalsky "dude i don't like Dell computers. but i honestly think that enterprise Linux is one important component to a successful UNIX Migration" Expert - slangA word used by non-experts to make themselves sound like an expert. Has more syllables than the word expertise, thus the speaker attempts to sound more intelligent, but usually fails. Eddie: "Are you finished yet dude? I have important things to do like watch mold grow." ExpertA paid shill that often goes on television pretending that they know more than everybody else to promote the false agenda of whoever is paying them. Note: they often sprinkle in facts and figures to confuse the viewer but never give an accurate picture of the issue being discussed. The climate change expert went on Fox News today to discuss how global warming is totally not a thing and its everybody's imagination that its getting hotter and sea levels are rising. ExpertDr Mc Calm an expert on genetically modified foods and consultant for the FDA assures us that these products are safe. ExpertA person who learns more and more about less and less until they know everything about very littleβat which point, and in every contextβthey begin to give opinions and tell everyone what they should or should not do. βD.Mar A progressive liberal believes they are an expert in managing every aspect of your life to your personal and professional detriment. |
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