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What is Ewok?
A small furry creature that is often Highly intelligent yet sexually inadequate
I heard ewok topped math..i also heard he was done fucking Jenny in 3 min
Ewok - meme gif
Ewok - video
Ewok - what is it?
A euphemism used to describe people of Okinawan descent. It is due to the fact that people whether part or full Okinawan tend to be short, brown, and hairy. See also Mogwai, Okinawan
Person 1: "Look at Ikei! That Okinawan kid is so short, brown and hairy! "
Person 2: "Yeah, that's why we call him an Ewok."
Person 1: "Are you going to the Okinawan Bon Dance tonight?"
Person 2: "Yeah I'll be there with the rest of the Ewoks"
What does "Ewok" mean?
A person; typically a man; overworked, underpaid, and hairy from not having enough time to manscape
Yea Harold is an Ewok.
Ewok - what does it mean?
Local Slang for "Easy Women Of Kihei" or, at least it is in Kihei Maui... seeing as towns that begin with "K" number in the hundreds throughout the state, it could just as easy apply to "Kahalui" "Kailua" "Kohala" or "Kona" just to name a few. but I always use it to describe the easy, slutty party girls found in the Kalama Village "triangle" ( a one block den of alcoholic excess, perversion and vice, located in the the town of Kihei, now mind you I have no issues with such things... but you gotta call a spade a spade, no?)
ask any local boy (or girl) about what goes on in the triangle after the sun sets, and the wholesome family tourists head back to their rooms, and the young "fresh off the jet" swinging dicks head out into the night to try their luck in picking up an EWOK, some will piss off the wrong Kamaaina or worse - a burly Kanaka or three and end up a grease spot on the lanai of one of the many bars in the triangle. Others will "get lucky" and end up plying an EWOK with enough booze, and get themselves a piece of tail.
Mainlander: "Hey man, I think that chick over there is scoping me out"
Resident buddy: "Yeah, she is... but Brah - She's one Dirty EWOK, everyone has had a piece of that skank - if you like go there brah, you bes double bag um, and you no can bring her into my Hale... you go pound that on da beach if you go make liedat.
Ewok - meaning
A very short female of round appearance with short stumpy legs. Facial hair is NOT mandatory for this species, though a large number do tend to wear at least some growth. They are known to have great affection for Pussy Monsters. They originate from the Canary Wharf area of East London, though they have quickly spread worldwide.
"Watch those Pussy Monsters devour those Ewoks"
Ewok - definition
(Verb) Using a simple method to exploit a flaw in a piece of sophisticated machinery, with the intention of disabling it.
In Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Imperial AT-ST's legs were a target of ewoking by rolled logs and tripwires.
Ewok - slang
(verb) To ruin an otherwise excellent film by introducing a cheesy element which attempts to cater to the director's children. In all likelihood, however, they are probably embarrassed by it.
George Lucas totally ewoked The Phantom Menace with Anakin Skywalker's precocious one-liners.
Ewok
Motorcyle slang referring to a rider with a bike that is WAY beyond their capabilities. A metaphor between a rider so inexperienced atop a fast motorcycle and the Ewok piloting a Stortrooper speeder bike in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi.
Anyone see that Ewok duck-walking his Hayabusa?
Ewok
Star Wars. small furry beings that build tree houses and use primitive tools most of their species live on Endor
"Wicket C. Warret is the most famous Ewok"
Ewok
Utini for kick ass teddy bear with an attitude.
You don't want this buggar pissed at you thats for sure
Ewok Joe decapitated Ewok Tim