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What is Event Horizon?
the area on the side of a girl's face where her make-up partially blends with her actual skin, though still in a very noticeable way.
T: hey did you see Maria yesterday?
N: yeah she had an event horizon going on.
T: i know it was so nasty.
Event Horizon - video
Event Horizon - what is it?
The original definition is:
"The gravitational sphere of a black hole within which even light cannot escape"
-Wikipedia
However, recently, a new definition has risen meaning something completely different:
The Event Horizion is the point at which a person is too drunk or stoned to be able to function properly, yet alone remember anything the next day.
Example:
Dude 1: *takes-drag-from-J*
Dude 2: "Oh shit, you don't look so well..."
Dude 1: *falls-off-chair,-blissfully-passes-out*
Dude 2: "Damn that lucky bastard, he just passed the Event Horizon!"
What does "Event Horizon" mean?
The exact moment in time between when a person realizes that they are going to have diarrhea and that it is inevitable.
In physics, the event horizon is the "point of no return" in which an object is caught in the gravitational pull of a black hole.
I'm having an event horizon and need to find the bathroom.
Event Horizon - what does it mean?
The moment after you ejaculate where you can’t physically go any longer. No matter how hard you try you can’t get past that point, hence “The Event Horizon.”
“I just got to the Event Horizon oh shit *ejaculates the alphabet onto the Brazillian Flag*”
Event Horizon - meaning
The definition of a shit that is so large in mass that it rises over the water in the toilet bowl. To do so one must shit so that there is a solid base under the water level.
"I just saw an Event Horizon!"
"What? The movie?"
"No! In my toilet!"
Event Horizon - definition
The point of no return near the vagina or anus. The penis will be attracted to enter either hole, but until it goes beyond that hole's event horizon, sex proper has not yet begun.
However, not going beyond the event horizon does not imply that sex will last longer, as the erotic and sensual forces upon the penis that close to the event horizon can result in premature ejaculation.
Professor: As one approaches the event horizon it becomes harder and harder to keep from entering the black hole.
Student: LOL, harder.
Event Horizon - slang
The outer edge of the stink sphere caused by a rank, nasty fart, air-biscuit, SBDF or the like. Derived from Stephen Hawking's description of the edge of influence of a black hole's gravitational pull. Once you cross the event horizon of a black hole, there's no going back. Once you cross the event horizon of a fart, you will wish you never did.
1. When Trimble reached my event horizon his head snapped to the side like he was bitch slapped by Arnold.
2. Joe was walking briskly into my office until he hit my event horizon, his forward motion then halted abruptly as if he had hit a brick wall.
Event Horizon
The darkened area of skin which surrounds the asshole.
She bent over in a thong and I got lost in her Event Horizon.
Event Horizon
"Event Horizon" was the third film directed by Paul W.S. Anderson after his first two films "Shopping" and "Mortal Kombat."
"Event Horizon" is set in the year 2047 and tells the story of a rescue crew that has been dispatched to retrieve the derelict space-vessle, the "Event Horizon."
After spending time aboard the ship, it's rescuers begin to have hallucinations and other various deleriums. It is later revealed in the movie that the "Event Horizon" was using an inter-deminsional travel device to go to a far corner of the universe, something went horribly wrong and the ship literally went to "hell" and the ship has become a living being bent on using it's rescuers fears to destroy them.
While Event Horizon borrows many elements from classic horror films such as "The Shining" and "Hellraiser" it's story is essentially a much darker and gorier version of Stanis³aw Lem's novel "Solaris."
Event Horizon was panned by critics when it was first released in 1997, but has been steadily gaining appreciation by both movie go-er's and critcs since then due to it's intricate camera work, special effects, and generally being ahead of it's time.
Event Horizon was Paul W.S. Anderson's best film.
Event Horizon
The point at which the number of drinks required to make a person sexually attractive enough for intercourse exceeds the point to which the man can maintain an erection.
Wingman: Check out that girl at the bar. Whadda think?
Man: 5 drinks. Maybe.
Wingman: Alright well how about the chick in the blue dress checking us out over there?
Man: 7, doubtful.
Wingman: And the girl dancing by herself to Superfreak on the dancefloor?
Man: Dude, that's an Event Horizon right there... No way.