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What is Eton College?
Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes.
We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.
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Eton College - what is it?
An advanced sex position invented by the boys of Eton College to compensate for the paucity of females, or complete lack of altogether. Not recommended for those without a background in yoga or gymnastics. The position: two men assume the crab position, foot to foot, with their heads facing in opposite directions. A third participant (of any gender) straddles one of the men, facing away from them, in a stood reverse cowgirl position. Bent over at the waist, this third participant can then access the other male's genitalia, which it is recommended they then service orally. Two chairs or stools can be used for back support, if necessary. It is rumoured that the rush of blood to the head caused by the crab position prolonged sexual activity and can induce euphoria.
"What's all that noise?"
"I reckon it's Benjamin and Bill attempting the Eton College Bicycle again."
"Do they have a girl this time, or are they just using a C blocker again?"
"Who knows."
What does "Eton College" mean?
It is a term used for righteous, self absorbed cunts. Their only personality trait is getting all A* in their GCSE’s. They are very snobby wankers, who look down upon people, despite they themselves being laughing stocks.
That was a very Eton College esq comment. (That was a very snobby comment made by a wanker like yourself)
Eton College - what does it mean?
Colloquially known as Slough Grammer. Along with Winchester and Harrow it is slowly being overrun by the Asians but the main epidemic the the homosexuals.
Eton College Gays
Eton College - meaning
Posh boys school in England with an annual fee of over the average income. Sports played are rowing, rugby and cricket. Pupils consist mainly of upper middle class white Oxbridge-bound Hooray Henrys, many of whom are the offspring of aristocrats and investment bankers.
Alumni includes 19 British prime ministers, the Duke of Wellington and Princes William and Harry. Situated in the quaint Berkshire town of Eton, which features a Coutts Bank and a Jack Wills store in the High Street.
I wouldn't want my little darlings mixing with the peasants. Hugo and I will be packing them off to Eton College!