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What is Englebert?

Random name given to one who annoys or irritates you in a social situation. Should ideally conjour up picture of pale, hopeless,flacidness.

Oi Englebert Pimpledick, why don't you sod off and "release yourself" somewhere else; you gravy topped spark confuser

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Englebert - what is it?

The maintaining of an erection AFTER ejaculation, post coitus. As in "after the lovin', I'm still in love with you", one of the biggest song hits by the excruciatingly awesome Englebert Humperdink.

Mike & Sally just had sex, with both partners achieving orgasm. Mike climbed off Sally and they both lay there for a while, exhausted and spent. Sally noticed that Mike's penis was still at full attention. She mentioned it and Mike said-that's just my "Englebert"-it's presence tells you my true feelings for you because: "after the lovin', I'm still in love with you".

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